When two people are having anal sex and the person pitching pulls his penis out of the other one's rectum to find a large glob of santorum hanging from the end of his rod.
I probably should have expected it because we'd gone out drinking all night then eaten that greasy midnight pizza over at Cosmo's, but when we got back to the apartment she let me do anal on her and when I pulled out of her she left a big mushroom-cap hanging off the end of my rod.
by Sock Sniffing Pervert July 04, 2012
by home boy September 14, 2003
by dj_jammer506 February 07, 2005
Used in online conversation,
(See LOL)
When somebody types laughter in capitals to emphasize how funny something is.
(See LOL)
When somebody types laughter in capitals to emphasize how funny something is.
emmless says:
...it was embarassing
ally baba says:
haha what an absolute beast
ally baba says:
HAHAHAH
ally baba says:
that is srsly so funny
ally baba says:
HAHAH
ally baba says:
i don't know why i keep caps lolling :|
...it was embarassing
ally baba says:
haha what an absolute beast
ally baba says:
HAHAHAH
ally baba says:
that is srsly so funny
ally baba says:
HAHAH
ally baba says:
i don't know why i keep caps lolling :|
by ally.angel August 31, 2008
A "Cap Trick" is when Mike Green of the professional ice hockey team the Washington Capitals tricks people into thinking he is worth the space he currently occupies, when he, in fact, does not.
Guy #1: "Whoa man, check it out! There's Mike Green, totally deserving of the space he's currently occupying!"
Guy #2: "No man, he actually doesn't deserve any of the space he occupies, ever.
Guy #3: "Oh snap. That's a Cap Trick if I've ever saw one.
Girl #1: "I'm never having sex with any of you."
Guy #2: "No man, he actually doesn't deserve any of the space he occupies, ever.
Guy #3: "Oh snap. That's a Cap Trick if I've ever saw one.
Girl #1: "I'm never having sex with any of you."
by Crack Weight September 22, 2010
to obtain control of all 5 resource nodes in the arathi basin battleground in world of warcraft. domination.
by TagBanger0007 November 10, 2006
When your dumb ass is so dumb that you need to wear a helmet when doing normal activities such as riding the short bus or sleeping. Also, randomly dropping face first out of nowhere may be a side effect.
Dave's dumb ass fell straight out of his chair the other night and ate carpet, luckily he was wearing his thinking-cap.
by Sloth Fucker October 07, 2013