cracker head

cracker head meaning a white crack head

you know something your right your not a white nigger your a cracker head!

by NLR718 July 16, 2006

Cracker Jack

a handjob from a white person

"wow this becky with the good hair gave me a good ass cracker jack"

by OG_Sus_Johnson December 26, 2016

ass cracker

a cracker that is inserted neatly between ones ass cheeks.

(think the bird in Aladin, the type of crackers that are always being inserted into his mouth by the sultan....now think of those sticking out between ones butt cheeks)

Hey man wanna an ass cracker? With a lil butt cheese they are better than ritz crackers!!

by Madam Buttcheese May 19, 2007

Cracker Ass Cracker

Compound word, used to refer to white honkey bullshit, crackers, who write stupid slang terms using the word "nigger".

Dead nigger storage

by Tony9Grind January 6, 2004

quief caker

The overly enjoyed pleasure of having a vagina fart in your mouth.

"WOW, that tastes like tuna"
"Shut up you quief caker"

by IamNOTaQUIEFcaker {|}^-^ March 22, 2005

cankerblossom

a "blossom" of pus that comes out when a canker bursts. Usually used only in Shakespearean plays.

Midsummer Night’s Dream, 3.2.282-284. Herm. “O me! You juggler! You cankerblossom!/ You thief of love! What, have you come by night/ And stol’n my love’s heart from him?”

by KarlatheGreat February 18, 2009

cracker

Food for parrots.
Also, a racist name for white people.

Polly, want a cracker?

by xChiodosx July 24, 2008