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Festihead

Someone who has no other meaning in life but to constantly follow around different music festivals. Music is their high.
"Where has Alex been the last few days?"
"You know Alex, it's Summer and he's a total festihead."
by DictionaryDragon June 24, 2013
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festicule

generic nickname for men on online dating who insist on hitting on every single female in the chatroom,in particular men on the site nzdating. these men often have weiner pictures as their profile picture,think they have good sense of humour,have un-realistic idea's of their charm and ability too pick up women. they often use the 99/1 rule (hit on 100 women, 99 may say no but 1 will say yes!)
these men go for one of two approaches....either the " ne ladez wanna root 12 incher" or the "hi my number is...txt me?"
they are not only persistent but frequently become angry at the rejection and mocking that ensue's and lash out at the room.
which leads too more mocking.
p.s the words fun , skype , msn are all warning signs of these types of festicules
mr12inch : hey any chickz free in **** area for some fun tonight?
(general multiple response by other chatters) : LOL ^^^^
mr12inch: you are all fat and ugly anyway
(general response): LOL ^^^^ what a festicule!
by byte_me February 25, 2014
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Festitution

The act of selling your body for cash ( or in exchange) for summer festival tickets .
Valerie was unemployed & knew festitution was the only way to get her EDC LV ticket.

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Festival Pussy

I just remembered the term - festival pussy. My friend and I were dancing at a wedding (
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Fester

The most amazing friend that always had some kind of gum, candy or anything. Fester friends are always there to fester you.
Hey Fester? Do you have any gum? Candy? Anything?
by Fester May 10, 2017
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festival of bitches

When the comment section of a YouTube video or Facebook post spirals out of control with whiny trolls.
"What do we have here? Just a festival of bitches, it looks like over 300 comments of mostly NOs. You know, it's just funny to me that a bunch of dudes would have such a bitch attitude toward something like this."
by lbassman May 26, 2017
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