Scotch

A type of illegal substance.

"Just like scotch and coke, goes hand in hand"
"Wow you look scotched dude!"
"Would you scotch her?"
"Nothing better than a scotch and coke to get you through the night"
"Scotch 1,2,3"
"Let's play some hop scotch"

by Scotchandcoke123 August 2, 2019

scatchatoon

a word for white people to use instead of saying the n word

“ man , that scatchatoon stole my car keys ! “

by friskysponge October 27, 2019

Sketchball

Everything Mert özdal does

You are such a sketchball

by Kevinvdv November 20, 2019

Scotch Bidet

The art of washing ones rectum with the shower head after dropping the kids off at the pool.1

There was no toilet paper left in the shop so I've had to resort to using the Scotch Bidet

by Bigcid March 21, 2020

sceech

The best bitches in the world they can be known as 'sceech'.

" Omg did you see sceech today?"
"Yeah shes over there"
"Heyyy sceeechhh"
"Hey sceeechhh"

by Sceeeeeeech May 24, 2020

scotchmosis

A process by which Scottish influence passes through to the a non-native Scotsman or non-Scottish person via binge-watching scottish tv shows.
Examples:

-unexplained increases in desire for alcohol, Tennent's and

-a crippling depression triggered by lack of local sources of Irn-Bru

-unexplained increases in propensity for foolish violence
-oonespleane fluxuatiouns en speech pattaerns

Yes, I have seen every Burnistoun episode 4 or more times.

The Limmy show is basic knowledge.

No, I can't* explain why I bought 48 cans of Tennents and a case of Irn-Bru; it's like my Scottish heritage has increased dramatically, through scotchmosis, as it were.

* subs. ("can'nae")

by SndIrnBru May 27, 2020

Scotched

When you smoke a pipe and have a charge!

I’ve smoked that much puff, I feel scotched!

by Scotchtape123 June 3, 2020