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Scotch Bidet
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The art of washing ones rectum with the
shower head
after
dropping the kids off
at
the pool
.1
There was no
toilet paper
left
in the shop
so I've had to
resort
to using the Scotch Bidet
by
Bigcid
March 21, 2020
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