scuba diving

Womping out (or) taking an inhalation of nitrous, i.e.- hippie crack, while performing the act of cunnilingus i.e. pussy diving.

safety first.

Mom knocked on the door while I was in the middle of scuba diving and I took another womp before getting out of bed.

by pterodaxel March 27, 2013

Muff Diving

Muff diving is when you fart in the tub and try and go bite the bubbles

Javier went muff diving in the tub last night after he ate a burrito

by Fuck me right October 5, 2009

divident

A quarterly payment to shareholders of various equities, including owners of American Capital Strategies, often exceeding 10-11% annually. These healthy divident payments more than make up for having to explain the meaning of the word so often to newcomers to forums and chatrooms.

When will the divident show up in my account? I bought it today on purpose because I know that it is ex-divident day...

by Malon Wilkus April 13, 2008

Muff diving

when tanielle dives into some other chicks muff

i, tanielle LOVE to dive into nicole's muff

by tanielle halina November 24, 2003

Divinci

sticking a paint brush up your anus then then painting somones face with a poo like substance

mary told chris she really wanted a divinci so that night he stuck the brush up his ass and gave her one

by mike hunt March 15, 2004

divinia

Retard

Retard
Divinia

by Lolvhijhd July 30, 2017

divino

An asshole that everyone both loves and hates. He lives in his parents basement, and has extremely long hair. He is incapable of sweating and acts cooler than he really is. He's also too much of a baby to make a move on the woman he likes.

Wow that guy is such a Divino. He literally still lives in his parents basement and hasn't had a haircut since he started high school.

by Zachmc10 September 26, 2015