teenage identity loophole syndrome

1) The staggering problem in the life of at least a few kids aged 16-18 wherein desires to become a better human being are steadfastly postponed in favor of the perpetual, pleasant nothingness of the life long afforded to them thanks to their parents' hard work

2) Encountered in between childhood and adulthood; affecting middle/upper class teenagers who enjoy the coziness and instant gratification of their good old childhood lives but fail to address their future - inevitably stalling the progress of their adult lives for the worse.

Kid with raging case of teenage identity loophole syndrome:

"College is on the horizon, and I could be making money for myself right now, but I'm gonna go ahead and dedicate this morning...(stretches)... to the couch, the TV, the computer, and the almighty pop-tarts in the freezer. Ouch, why's my mind sending me a pain signal?"

NOTE: TILS is extremely harmful and worth fighting

by McGruger October 8, 2008

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loopy juice

a drink that gets you pissed due to higher alochol content; strongbow super

"what ya drinkin?"
"strongbow super"
"that's fuckin loopy juice, mate"

by arsenalfc January 14, 2008

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looping my fruit

Causing one great confusion or bafflement

What that girl just said was completely looping my fruit

by Freddie Bobeddie May 16, 2007

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Loophole

A derogatory term coined by statist control freaks to demonise a Freedom they have not yet destroyed, but plan to.

The Canadian government intends to close small business tax loopholes that currently allow entrepreneurs to reinvest in their businesses at a low rate of taxation.

by lawful gun owner September 14, 2017

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