Check your dipstick

When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.

Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.

by Sea_Waffle_69 June 17, 2018

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Flighty Von Dipshit

An inept or unaware person.

There goes Flighty Von Dipshit, lost in her own world.

by Emogenome August 15, 2019

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skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

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skip the dipshit

When a food delivery service processes your order but doesn't deliver because you didn’t tip.

Customer submitted a food order without a tip so I charged his credit card but chose to skip the dipshit by not delivering his meal.

by Klinkityklink October 14, 2021

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Merry band of dipshits

A group of dumbasses who feed off the stupidity of each other are either going to be very entertaining or very annoying or both

1.Why are those people outside screaming at each other
2.They're just a merry band of dipshits

by DT8 November 6, 2021

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C'est la peur du dipso

Quand quelqu'un te pose une question à laquelle tu n'as pas de réponse satisfaisante, mais que tu ne veux pas les laisser partir bredouille, alors tu freestyle une réponse en mode "source: trust me".

Lydia: Maman c'est quoi la dipsophobie?
Saliha (qui n'en a aucune idée): C'est la peur du dipso, évidement!
Lamia: Ah d'accord,merci!

by Bored-shrimp March 1, 2026

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