Valentines

„Valentines“ is the fandom name of NCT‘s Jaehyun, since he‘s born on February 14th,Valentine‘s day.
(Fandom also goes as Peaches tho, since Jaehyun‘s representative emoji is a peach)

„Jaehyun‘s I like me better cover is out, go stream as much as you can Valentines!“

by tyongtyong May 6, 2021

jemma valentine

A hot porn star. She used to be sexyplaythang on myfreecams. Canadian chick.

Jemma Valentine's website is www.jemmavalentine.com

by Giannifly December 27, 2014

Valerie

that bichhhh that silently judges you while you cry and eating pudding in the corner.

Valerie: Alexander you idiot, you look like a bird
Alexander: *crying* Why are you so mean to me????????? *gulps pudding*

by imyerdad April 17, 2020

Bullet For My Valentine

The greatest fucking band of all time!!! Anyone who says they are "emo" should fuck off. These guys are straight hardcore, heavy metal. Besides, there's nothing wrong with "emo" anyway. Matt Tuck is not only an amazing screamer but is a great singer as well and a badass guitarist. Michael "Padge" Paget is, in my mind one of the greatest guitarists in the world right now. Most of his shit is complicated to play and diificult to even think up. Jason "Jay" James is a great bassist who holds the insane rhythm of every Bullet For My Valentine song. Along with this, he is a totally brutal screamer. And last, but not least, Michael "Moose" Thomas is one of the top 5 drummers on the planet in my opinion. Just listen to the drumming in any of their songs. Bullet has 3 albums out right now. First is the 2005 EP, "Hand Of Blood", featurings songs such as "Hand Of Blood", "4 Words (To Choke Upon)", "Just Another Star" and "Curses". Their second, and first full length release is 2006's "The Poison" which includes the songs "Tears Don't Fall", "Suffocating Under Words Of Sorrow", "All These Things I Hate (Revolve Around Me)", "Hit The Floor", And "The Poison". Their latest release, 2008's "Scream Aim Fire" shows the bands more metal side with songs like "Scream Aim Fire", Waking The Demon", "Hearts Burst Into Fire", "Eye Of The Storm", "Disappear" and "Ashes Of The Innocent". Bullet has also covered songs from Ozzy Osbourne (Crazy Train) and Metallica (Creeping Death, Sanitarium). That's all you need to know bitches! Peace!

I am listening to Bullet For My Valentine, the sweetest fucking band in the world!

Really? What song?

Tears Don't Fall, Recognize! The greatest song ever made!

by CaffeineMunky March 19, 2009

Valera

A Russian teenager who is known for getting high and for his lanky but wonderful hugs. He has a bony butt according to Firecrotch but this is due to him being as tall as a mountain but as thin as the wind. Valera is keen on nicknames for his friends. i.e.: Grease. Valera has a wife, a whore and a mistress who are clearly all being cheated on , as well as cheating on him. Nevertheless he is madly in love with his Arabian wife.

"I'd love to stay and chat but i've gotta smoke a blunt with Valera"

by -Greaseball December 22, 2009

valeversary

a 2 in 1 holiday in which a couples anniversary falls close to valentines day so they celebrate both days together.

Our two year valeversary is feb 22 so instead of buying two seperate presents, I only have to buy one!

by SarahEP January 15, 2008

Valethole

(va-ley-hohl) n. Those car parking services which seek to provide a customer convenience by blocking (but not using) the close parking spots, stealing your loose change and denting your car…all while you wait.

Mike: Why can't we find a spot to park?
Rick: Those valetholes blocked half the lot. Last time I came here they stole all my change for parking.

by JJE October 12, 2008