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Valethole 

(va-ley-hohl) n. Those car parking services which seek to provide a customer convenience by blocking (but not using) the close parking spots, stealing your loose change and denting your car…all while you wait.
Mike: Why can't we find a spot to park?
Rick: Those valetholes blocked half the lot. Last time I came here they stole all my change for parking.
Valethole by JJE October 12, 2008
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Vapehole 

Vape-hole, one who Vapes like an asshole
That bro on the train vaping in everyone's face is a total vapehole
Vapehole by Los Dude September 3, 2016
n., blend of Vallejo + asshole, c.f. bridge-and-tunnel crowd
A resident of the outlying areas of the San Francisco Bay known for parading their unmuffled Harleys conspicuously around San Francisco when they invade the city for Giants games.
What's up with all the valleholes on Market Street? The Giants must have made the playoffs.
vallehole by JayMB August 20, 2012

valthorens 

Generally regarded as the greatest graphic artists alive. They are quiet beings who value simple things in life such as the xbox 360. Their artistic skill is shown in the bedroom where women can simply not handle the pleasure by theirself and usually need back up from other girls. Valthorens are commonly in bed with up to 14 women at any given time.
"Oh my God! it feels so good it hurts! I need to ring mandy for help! This valthorens is sooo good!"
valthorens by Lee Price May 8, 2008

vagehole 

I enter, exit, and leave a few traces.

Nigga!!!
"Im a mothafuckin nigga 4 life!!!"

"FUCK MY VAGEHOLE MATT I NEED IT SO HARD
vagehole by constabletyler January 29, 2008

vagerhole 

When the vagina and butthole are so destroyed that it becomes one big vagerhole.
Donny had a date last night, he said "he tore her juice box up until it was one big vagerhole"
vagerhole by Mr Thickey September 5, 2022

vatehole 

Ur being such a vatehole right now.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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