crotch chowder

When someone has a thick,soupy brew in their trousers,which is usually caused by profuse sweating and not wiping well enough.

I should have wiped better because I am cooking some rank crotch chowder.

by James "the poon slayer" Busich December 2, 2013

Crotch Burner

A romantic novel that consists of 80% sex scenes and 20% story. Geared towards women, these are the equivalent of internet porn for men and can include romantic encounters of many sub genres including contemporary, historical, science fiction and paranormal. Usually are cheap, paperback, and found in mass at local supermarkets and drugstores, or in the hands of the middle aged woman on the bus.

The hypocritical thing about it, is that my girlfriend hates that I would watch porn, but she is never without one of her crotch burner books.

by killerapt December 3, 2013

crotch dough

The act of putting baby powder on your balls and crotch on a hot day and after your duck butter has built up throughout the steamy afternoon you are left with crotch dough. It's like baking bread in your pants.

"Dude, it was so hot today that the baby powder was just like flour and has since turned into crotch dough"

by SJGUY15 January 20, 2014

Crotch maggots

When someone refuses to shower for very long periods of time, neglecting the crotch region mostly. This develops a phenomenon called crotch maggots.

These fiesty little larva will eat anything in there path, mostly feasting on the moist area between the genitals and the anus.

"Man, remember that really hot slut at the bar? I took her home last night. But when she opened her legs for my mushroom tip, all I saw was an army of crotch maggots."

by Information Douglas June 3, 2014

Crotch Bar

The portion of material in shorts, swimsuit bottoms, or panties that cover the female genitalia and extend down the inner thigh. This term is often used when describing the amount of crotch coverage given to the vagina.

Female: Oh my god, I hate this swimsuit, this crotch bar is too narrow.
Other Female: I know right, I can literally see your labia.

Female: The crotch bar on these undies is huge, what am I, a grandmother?
Other Female: Yes grandma.

by tittiez696969699696969 July 21, 2014

Crotch Cheez-It

When you are eating some delicious cheez-its and one drops into your lap. The decision to eat it or give it to a friend is up to you.

I asked Sam for one of his Cheez-its but I think he gave me a crotch Cheez-it instead!

by Icicle Dude December 16, 2014

crotch fountain

What you make when you make ur girlfriend, wife, or other female sexual partner squirt in projectile fashion

She came so much I turned that pussy to a crotch fountain...

by Joe the garza May 1, 2015