Cheez-it

a white person who tans too much

Damn Steve you need to stop taning your starting to bec ome a cheez-it

by RedruM93 November 26, 2009

Cheez-it

An awesome cheesse cracker snack that can make you constipated, this is caused by eating too many.

Dude, I ate 2 boxes of cheez-its & i became constipated! FUCK!

by cheezeit June 24, 2009

Cheez-it

Someone who is very white, has blonde hair, name starts with C H A Z, and is a lazy bum.

He always leaves school early because he is a Cheez-it

by ItsYourDaddy69 January 31, 2019

Cheez-it

A name for a person who completely and utterly fails to accomplish a set task, a n00b.

Bob: Damnit, Jack, I told you to bring the booze!
Jack: Aw, sorry, dude, I was too busy bating.
Bob: You're such a cheez-it. Why do I hang out with you?

by Michael Crockett January 28, 2008

Cheez-it

A snack food created to feed the gerbils that are anally inserted into homosexuals.

OOO I can feel my gerbil scurry around in my small intestine, I thinks it hungry for a cheez-it!!!

by jayzee1 June 21, 2011

Cheez-They

Plural of Cheez It

Any more Cheez-They in that box?

by Chimwechan guy February 16, 2010

cheezed

to be pissed off

im really cheezed at my girl.

by sunny k October 13, 2003