Cheez-Its

Pretty much the best fuckin baked snack cracker of all time. 100% Real cheese. Something everyone likes, and for those who dont. Well, take a look at Rosie O'Donell.

Todd: Oh em gee can I have some Cheez-Its? Nick: No fucker, get your own box. As a matter of fact, just get the hell away from me.

by Flipzeroccs9 July 23, 2009

Cheez-Its

Heavenly cheese flavored crunchy crackers that only the best of people have.

*Eats Cheez-Its queitly*

by The_DarkBean June 8, 2021

Jesus Cheez-its

Crackers that are shaped like the religious fish emblem on the back of cars, aka Goldfish.

Hey Billy, will you trade me your day old pizza for some of my Jesus Cheez-its at lunch today?

Stop it kids, quit throwing the Jesus Cheez-its in mom's car.

by Batcaver October 9, 2011

crushing my cheez-its

being mad at something or someone

“you’re crushing my cheez-its right now”

by cyan04 June 17, 2019

Box of cheez-its

A picture of a penis

Guy: "Hey wanna see a box of cheez-its?

Girl "no you disgusting creep"

by Soldiermann February 12, 2022

cheezits

A delicious cracker snack made from the ground-up bones of fairies and elves. Commonly found in the presence of master magician David Blaine.

David Blaine: What are you drinking?
Guy 1: I'm drinking orange soda, ooh, big whup.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's his favorite!
David Blaine: Orange soda, huh. What else is orange?
Guy 1: What else is orange? Well, uh, I dunno, Cheezits?
*David Blaine turns cup of orange soda into cup of cheezits*
Guy 2: Oh... WHAT THE EFF?!?!?
Guy 1: CHEEEEZIIIITSSSSS!!! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS! CHEEZITS!

by MrCoolBeans October 23, 2007

Toe cheezits

when your homie spills the cheezits but your toes save them so now you guys will eat cheezits that have touched your athlete's foot.

Mmmm these toe cheezits taste really bad but we are broke and this is all we can eat.

by Baring bot bop March 1, 2019