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Coordination Tongue 

The act of unconsciously sticking ones tongue out while engaging in an activity that requires mental skill, physical coordination, and/or dexterity.
While playing basketball, Trevor is always sticking his tongue out, when going in for a lay-up. He has a serious case of coordination tongue! He better be careful. If he is elbowed in the jaw he's liable to bite it off!
Coordination Tongue by 240ups September 13, 2014
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Hold Your Tongue 

1) Ridiculous old-school talk which means "Don't say anything". It's right up there with "Pick your feet up", "Pull your socks up", "Hold your horses" and "Sleep tight". These are also phrases which, if taken literally, would be amusing viewing.

2) A cautionary comment to a bloke who may be considering sex with a woman whose disease status is unknown, but looks rife. (Condoms won't help if you're making oral contact with females, kids. They're not magic.) It obviously means "Don't go down on her, you'll get herpes"
1) "My mummy says you're a harlot"
"Hold your tongue, Julia! And pick your feet up!"

2) "Right, I'm leaving now. Guys, this is Kelly"
(gestures to bleach blonde wearing velour tracksuit and giant hoop earrings, chewing gum and smoking at the same time)
"Alright, but Dave? Take this durex and for the love of God, hold your tongue"
Hold Your Tongue by MagickDio April 27, 2010

On the tip of my tongue 

knowing something that cannot immediately be recalled, like a well-known word or familiar name. When experiencing it, people feel that the blocked word is on the verge of being recovered. Despite failure in finding the word, people have the feeling that the blocked word is figuratively "on the tip of the tongue."
I can't remember the word for eating pussy, but it's right on the tip of my tongue.
I can't remember the word for licking balls, but it's right on the tip of my tongue.
I can't remember the slang word for "anus," but it's at the tip of my tongue.

t-p tongue 

A person who continually eats out ass hole and likes it.
Kent why are you such a t-p tongue?
t-p tongue by tri_nipsss October 26, 2005

silver tongue 

A real expression that has nothing to do with sex and existed long before Metal Gear Solid, unlike the other definitions these idiots have put up.

Having a "silver tongue" refers to someone having exceptional skills with lingustics, most often referring to a powerful/influential speaker.
The army sergeant has a silver tongue; his men would march off a cliff if he commanded it.
silver tongue by TheVoiceOfReason December 28, 2005

swallow your tongue 

(v) to keep your mouth shut, usually about something you aren't supposed to know about
"Swallow your tongue, nigga, he don't know that we're strapped!"
swallow your tongue by P-rick September 13, 2006

Pickled Tongue 

A pickled tongue is used when you're banging a Rebbetzin (Rabi's Wife). The deal is this ... her family runs a deli and of course she works the business serving up chopped liver, gelfilte fish, nova lox and knishes all day long. Of course she's bored as fuck because her husband is busy doing bris's all day and worrying about money; that's why his hotty wife has to sling smoked whitefish all day long. He won't go down her of course because Jewish guys aren't into that and Jewish women usually have big bushes.

So her suitor visits her at the deli, while her father and all his old Jewish friends sit outside on lawn chairs talking about the holocaust and gazpacho soup ... the guy takes her in back throws her up on the meat cutter and goes down on her. Really thats what she wants because thats what the hubby won't do. When he's done tonguing around her tuchus (ass) and gives her a little potch (spank) or two he buries his pisk (mouth) into her snatch and eats it like a marrano (pig) until she plotz's (explodes).

This is where the pickled tongue comes in. So he doesn't get caught by her husband, her father or his friends he dips his tongue in brine (pickle juice) before he goes down on her and then rinses his mouth out with brine when he's down thus getting rid of any possible odour or after taste. He steps outside afterward thanks the old man for his smoked turkey and bison pastrami and the old fart has no idea that he just ate out his daughter like a vilde chaya (wild animal).
Jules was sneaking into Brighton Beach to the 110th Street Deli and eating out this little Jewish bitch every Friday. Just so he wouldn't get caught he gave it the old pickled tongue.
Pickled Tongue by Redhope July 2, 2006