shlurpderp

A boy who his parents expected a girl but now is sad and a disappointment to his parents cuz all the anime and shit the boy has watched and collects

Uhhh my child is being a shlurpderp again uhhh I hate my child

by Shlurpderp June 4, 2020

Slurpies

Game friends play where they suck each other off and time how long it takes each other to come.

Hey bro lets play "Slurpies"
Ok bro
No homo bro

by Yoshibeara October 26, 2020

shlurpey

shlurpey is a famous tiktoker with over 1000 followers! She’s makes awesome videos and gets loads of likes nearing to 10k sometimes! Shlurpey aka iris is very funny and a super hottie.

OMH SHLURPEY IS SO FUNNY!

You mean Iris, oh yeah i love her and her videos sm!

by shlurpey December 5, 2021

Gurgle Slurp

What happens as Quinn happely supports

If you gurgle slurp, I'll support.

by smallfry123334 November 22, 2011

Bahama Slurpy

The sexual act, where a female is slurping a drink (alcoholic/or not) from a straw, performing a blow job simultaneously

Dude, she was so thirsty, she gave me a Bahama Slurpy

by 808WB November 26, 2013

Coke Slurpee

Coke Slurpees are when you take a shit in a cup and freeze it for later. Works best with diarrhea.

I made that bitch a Coke Slurpee. She better like it.

by rick-lick February 18, 2015

Speedway slurpee

Getting a blow job behind a gas station.

John asked his girl if she wanted a speedway slurpee. They then went behind the gas station and she gave him a blow job

by Nerdytits January 24, 2017