Whan a man uses his hand (usually pointer and middle fingers) to intentionally and directionally fling his cock from one side of his leg to another, then back again, instantaneously
Sam:"Have you ever tried toad-tonguing a Dorito straight outta the bag bruh"?
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"
by anonymous October 15, 2023
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while it is also a large british dish consisting of a large yorkshire pudding with some sausages, it is also a british slang term for anal sex.
"if your ass isn't burning from the vindaloo you ate, do you want some toad in the hole tonight"
"toad in the hole sounds nice, just don't forget the lube."
"toad in the hole sounds nice, just don't forget the lube."
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by blobyblobfish14 January 2, 2024
Get the Toadland mug.An adjective/noun created from the name of an "exotic dog hybrid" linebred from a so called 'Mr. Toad', a dog of American Bully and Pitbull Terrier heritage who is described as "SMASHED and SLAMMED" by Mr. Toad's breeder "Toadline", in reference to the traits within Mr. Toad's sunken chest, smaller size, bigger bones, bowed front legs and long hind legs that became a universal characteristic of the "Toadline Bully" upon further inbreeding.
A "toadline" could extend to also any one of, a few, or all of the following definitions:
1. An organism that appears to be inhumanely bred, as in without regard to the possible health defects resulting and the subsequent suffering the organism is understood as certain to experience before it's conception. Disadvantageous genetic traits are kept as a result of the necessity of the organism's phenotypic traits.
2. A breed/organism created and maintained via incest, through artificial insemination and rigorous outcrossing to keep the breed extant.
3. An organism that couldn't survive without the help of humans and would never exist in the wild on their own.
4. Any genetic trait perceived as a homogenization between two or more breeds, which has also became misconscrewed with race politics (see example).
A "toadline" could extend to also any one of, a few, or all of the following definitions:
1. An organism that appears to be inhumanely bred, as in without regard to the possible health defects resulting and the subsequent suffering the organism is understood as certain to experience before it's conception. Disadvantageous genetic traits are kept as a result of the necessity of the organism's phenotypic traits.
2. A breed/organism created and maintained via incest, through artificial insemination and rigorous outcrossing to keep the breed extant.
3. An organism that couldn't survive without the help of humans and would never exist in the wild on their own.
4. Any genetic trait perceived as a homogenization between two or more breeds, which has also became misconscrewed with race politics (see example).
A. Mexicans are the toadline of the world.
B. You can't apply race to everything, dude. We're talking about a BREED here, not race! Toadline humans would be like mixing Neanderthals with modern African Pygmies so you just keep eugenically creating smaller and smaller humans that are only ever able to drag themselves on the ground to move because of congenital spine deformities, who lose their sapience and ability to ever live past 14, bred exclusively because of their 'big bones' and 'small size'?! We are not just talking about crimes against humanity itself here, toadline are the man made horrors beyond comprehension we were warned about.
A. Alright, fine. I can see how comparing the human race to dog breeds isn't fair at all.
B. Bulldogs are the toadline of dogs, though.
B. You can't apply race to everything, dude. We're talking about a BREED here, not race! Toadline humans would be like mixing Neanderthals with modern African Pygmies so you just keep eugenically creating smaller and smaller humans that are only ever able to drag themselves on the ground to move because of congenital spine deformities, who lose their sapience and ability to ever live past 14, bred exclusively because of their 'big bones' and 'small size'?! We are not just talking about crimes against humanity itself here, toadline are the man made horrors beyond comprehension we were warned about.
A. Alright, fine. I can see how comparing the human race to dog breeds isn't fair at all.
B. Bulldogs are the toadline of dogs, though.
by SMASHEDandSLAMMED April 30, 2024
Get the toadline mug.An adjective/noun created from the name of an "exotic dog hybrid" linebred from a so called 'Mr. Toad', a dog of American Bully and Pitbull Terrier heritage who is described as "SMASHED and SLAMMED" by Mr. Toad's breeder "Toadline", in reference to the traits within Mr. Toad's sunken chest, smaller size, bigger bones, bowed front legs and long hind legs that became a universal characteristic of the "Toadline Bully" upon inbreeding.
A "toadline" could extend to also any one of, a few, or all of the following definitions:
1. An organism that appears to be inhumanely bred, as in without regard to the possible health defects resulting and the subsequent suffering the organism is understood as certain to experience before it's conception. Disadvantageous genetic traits are kept as a result of the necessity of the organism's phenotypic traits.
2. A breed/organism created and maintained via incest, through artificial insemination and rigorous outcrossing to keep the breed extant.
3. A breed/organism that couldn't survive without the help of humans and would never exist in the wild on their own.
4. Any genetic trait perceived as a homogenization between two or more breeds, which has also became misconscrewed with race politics (see example).
A "toadline" could extend to also any one of, a few, or all of the following definitions:
1. An organism that appears to be inhumanely bred, as in without regard to the possible health defects resulting and the subsequent suffering the organism is understood as certain to experience before it's conception. Disadvantageous genetic traits are kept as a result of the necessity of the organism's phenotypic traits.
2. A breed/organism created and maintained via incest, through artificial insemination and rigorous outcrossing to keep the breed extant.
3. A breed/organism that couldn't survive without the help of humans and would never exist in the wild on their own.
4. Any genetic trait perceived as a homogenization between two or more breeds, which has also became misconscrewed with race politics (see example).
A. Mexicans are the toadline of the world.
B. You can't apply race to everything, dude. We're talking about a BREED here, not race! Toadline humans would be like mixing Neanderthals with modern African Pygmies so you just keep eugenically creating smaller and smaller humans that are only ever able to drag themselves on the ground to move because of congenital spine deformities, who lose their sapience and ability to ever live past 14, bred exclusively because of their 'big bones' and 'small size'?! We are not just talking about crimes against humanity here, toadline are the man made horrors beyond comprehension we were warned about.
A. Alright, fine. Comparing the human race to dog breeds isn't fair at all.
B. Bullies are the toadline of dogs, though.
B. You can't apply race to everything, dude. We're talking about a BREED here, not race! Toadline humans would be like mixing Neanderthals with modern African Pygmies so you just keep eugenically creating smaller and smaller humans that are only ever able to drag themselves on the ground to move because of congenital spine deformities, who lose their sapience and ability to ever live past 14, bred exclusively because of their 'big bones' and 'small size'?! We are not just talking about crimes against humanity here, toadline are the man made horrors beyond comprehension we were warned about.
A. Alright, fine. Comparing the human race to dog breeds isn't fair at all.
B. Bullies are the toadline of dogs, though.
by SMASHEDandSLAMMED April 30, 2024
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