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'Where sport and porn meet and produce a huge money shot'

Coined by British writer Mark Simpson - who also coined the term 'metrosexual' - in OUT magazine in 2006.

Used to describe the phenomenon of professional male athletes such as David Beckham, Freddie Ljunberg and various naked rugby players, posing naked - or almost naked - and oiled up in homoerotic poses on the side of buses to sell men's briefs and nudie male calendars.

http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2006/06/20/spornowhere-sport-and-porn-meet-and-produce-a-huge-money-shoot/

Also used to describe inadvertently, sometimes comically pornographic-seeming snaps of sporting action - usually male team sports where one player appears to be mounting another or giving a blow job.
'Almost everywhere you look, sports, advertising and fashion seem to have jumped into bed to produce a spornographic money shot. Sports stars have become sporno stars. How did this happen? What does it mean? And where can I get hold of a pair of those pants?'

- Mark Simpson, 'The London Times', July 2008

http://www.marksimpson.com/blog/2008/07/30/from-sportsmen-to-sporno-stars/
Sporno by footballcrazy April 12, 2009
Word of the Day on March 11, 2025
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slang for "Sport porn." Coined by Out Magazine. Seductive photos of athletes. (Usually modeling underwear.) Favored by gays. Athletes have grown to embrace their gay fans.
Sporno-Calvin Klein ads featuring Freddie Lunjburg. Dolce & Gabana ads featuring Italian soccer players.
sporno by Hannah000 December 19, 2006
Related Words
Sports + porno = sporno.

When athletes are coincidentally looking as if they were exercising whatever form of sexual intercourse, and right in that instant some sneaky journalist takes a picture of them.
http://betting.betfair.com/sports/oddly-enough/sporno-20-pictures-in-which-sport-and-porn-collide-170309.html
sporno by shitnobodycaresabout April 2, 2009

spronobo 

Short for sprog no boner.

Commonly used when something/someone is so attractive, a male does not have time to gain an erection before he ejaculates.
1. Duuuuuuude, check it out! Barbaras bending over to pick up her handbag......uerrrggghhhh....I just spronoboed.

2. Nicks mum is spronobo material.
spronobo by methmatitian October 21, 2010

Sportorican 

Puerto Ricans who possess above average athletic ability.
Roberto Alomar is one of the greatest Sportoricans ever. He is a Baseball Hall of Famer and widely considered the greatest Second Baseman to ever play the game.
Sportorican by DonFannuci January 21, 2011
Creatures created in the game Spore that look like pornographic images. While Maxis/EA tries to remove what they find, much of it slips under the radar and ends up in your Spore game, or in the Sporepedia, the database for creatures made in Spore.
Example 1. As Ted scanned the Sporepedia for new creatures for his game, he came across a lot of penismen, also known as Sporn.

Example 2. When Frank reached the Space phase of the game, most of the planets he found were populated with Sporn.
Sporn by Ayong June 28, 2008

Swornography 

Any leaked videos from the official NXVIM sex society\club\cult.(tbd)
The swornography contained in this specific collection is fluffy and entertaining.
Swornography by Ranchgirls November 29, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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