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The ultimate type of male — better than alpha males, sigma males, whatever else. Endowed with immense charisma, confidence, attractiveness, willpower, and intelligence. They are very rare, it is theorized that only 0.01% of men are scrimblo males.
Because of their sheer dominance, scrimblos are often the subject of jealousy from lower males. Sometimes lower males attempt to harm or incapacitate them. The adversaries must use dirty tricks, however, for none can hope to defeat a scrimblo male in a forthright struggle.
The rarity of scrimblo males means most of them will never meet another scrimblo. When they do, however, they treat each other with respect, recognizing a fellow scrimblo king.
Common signs of a scrimblo male: Enjoys jigsaw puzzles. Like to collect cool rocks. Volunteers at animal shelters.
Dave: Becky's been flirting with me, I'm gonna hit her up on Insta tonight.
Eric: Don't bother. I heard Sam's interested in her.
Dave: Sam? The scrimblo male? Please say you're kidding.
Eric: Nope. Frankly, I'm surprised she hasn't started dating him already.
by sapodilla July 14, 2021
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r/place was Reddit's April Fools joke for 2017. Basically, it was a 1000 x 1000 pixel blank 'canvas'. Anyone with a more-than-a-month-old Reddit account could place a pixel on the canvas in one of 16 colors, but they then had to wait 5 minutes before placing another pixel. The idea was to encourage people to work together and create something.
It was pretty popular, there were a bunch of 'factions' trying to make different things, etc. If you want to know more about that just YouTube search "history of r/place".
r/place was shut down after 72 hours, almost immediately after that remakes started popping up like weeds.
r/place's slogan was 'Individually you can create something. Together we can create something more.'
...problem is, most people just banded together into little tribes. Kinda like life.
by sapodilla June 17, 2017
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An expat in a good social, romantic and/or financial situation that the speaker believes he would not be have been able to achieve back home. Pejorative; implies that the subject became an expat because he "couldn't hack it" among his countrymen.
Often abbreviated to "LBH", but that page has a kajillion definitions saying it stands for "let's be honest".
Related terms: Sexpat, laowai.
Tim's been making good money working in China, and he has a beautiful girlfriend, but his fellow Americans can tell he's a loser back home.
by sapodilla August 09, 2021
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