religionut

someone who unquestioningly adopts the religion of their parents or the state religion in their country

You can tell he's a religionut by the way he just accepts all those religious doctrines

by tory borty December 24, 2012

Relationship Roulette

A new relationship turned so horribly wrong, that you are willing to pull the fucking trigger and end it by any means possible. Most often by brutal honesty: the words no one wants to hear/you can never take back, or just plane old calling the DB out. Warning- this has the potential to backfire & make the situation So much worse & down right hysterical (I mean dysfunctional).

Example (calling said DB out):

You: "No, D. I cannot see you anymore. We are a fucking hot mess together"
Him: "But I'm in love with you, it was meant to be, I want babies with you, we are soul mates...etc......."
You: "Wow, D, you've totally opened my eyes. These past 3 days have been magical! Let's Facebook everyone and tell them the good news and YES, babies, babies, babies... NOW!!!

~(Friends reading above Texts!!!)... damn, shot down! she totally pulled out the "Relationship Roulette"

Example (Brutal Honesty):
Him:" I know it's only been 3 days, I'm going through a nasty divorce, we live states away from one another- but I'm in love with you, you are the one".
You: "lets just break this down: you are diagnosed bipolar, sporting a vasectomy and wife(x)? that is literal trailer trash (no, we just dropped your kid off at her trailer while she yelled obscenities at my car (windows up)! You have no compassion, my father just died but you 'aren't going to tiptoe around the fact that being a father is Awesome'. I'm a fucking Rockstar in bed. However, I've never wanted to try sea cucumber. I am scarred for life"

~Damn, man down! Enough "Relationship Roulette"

by the one that ran away June 14, 2013

relationship rebirth

Its where you and your significant other totally get rid of any problem in the past and act as it never happened and just get back together as if you were a new couple starting out again.

i kinda cheated on my girlfriend after we faught about we somehow became friends and had a relationship rebirth

by Dylivia April 23, 2014

Relube

Relube: When you are having anal sex and the first coat of Sex Lubricant has worn off and you need to reapply more lube. This results in easy access and good memories. This usually includes orgasms, joyful screaming, and happy endings.

Hold on babe it won't go in anymore i need to go Relube.

by MakeRoom May 3, 2015

Relaxsipping

Enjoying a cocktail after a long week.

As the sun was going down we were relaxsipping on the deck

by Owi2808 August 26, 2015

relationshill

(noun, portmanteau of "relationship" and "shill") Someone who claims to be a person's ex and tells everyone how great the relationship was - in order to help that person attract more potential romantic partners. Usually receives some form of compensation from the person whose romantic life they are helping.

Person 1: Jenny will NOT stop talking about how great of a boyfriend Greg used to be... it's getting old.

Person 2: Funny you should mention that... I asked Greg's friend about her and he said they never dated!

Person 1: Wow, do you think she's a relationshill?

Person 2: I'm not sure what that means.

Person 1: Me neither. Let's look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by crackaG June 2, 2018

Religion MC-Market

He's a dude who owned one of the biggest service teams, then sold it, then bought it back, then sold it again?

He's nice, but honestly, that supreme sweatshirt does not fit him

I'm like Religion MC-Market, I keep selling and buying!

by GhastB October 28, 2018