Toothless crackwhore

A whore that is toothless and excepts crack as a pay off.

I just had sex with a toothless crackwhore

by John Doe May 26, 2004

tooch

a person that talks shit and can back it up kthx.

by hi2u April 9, 2003

toochode

A kid on xbox live who attempts to hack but fails and has a chode

Guy 1:Hey man he tried to hack me!
Guy 2: WOW toochode!

by Elevate33 July 15, 2011

toothpaste body

When a chick has a body like toothpaste, i.e. curvy in all the right places. Note how it can only apply to her figure; you must ignore the face at all costs.

"Bro, that new teacher's pretty fine, she's got a toothpaste body"

"...Yo, what the fuck are you talkin' about?"

"Nevermind the face, but you know when you squeeze her body it's like Colgate man"

"Dude stfu she's your mom lol"

by goodguychris August 25, 2011

Saber-Tooth-Brush

A prison shank made from a tempered plastic tooth-brush. It resembles the tooth of a saber-toothed-tiger.

"Cause of death?"
"Repeated stab wounds from a saber-tooth-brush to the lumbar region."

by Mr. Ford December 7, 2009

wisconsin tooth smasher

When a broad gives a blowjob to a man who has a large prince albert piercing he gives her a german nose hose then pull out and slaps her in the mouth knocking out as many teeth as possible and finish by saying make me some eggs bitch. The whole time she thinks its an average blowjob until the big finish

Cindy's mother asked her what happened? Cindy responded I told Ian I need to go to the dentist and get a tooth pulled. So Ian said I can save u some money and gave her the wisconsin tooth smasher

by n8t-n February 20, 2011

chocolate toothpaste

A by-product of ass to mouth.

"Hey baby, pull your pecker out of my poop chute and give me that CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE!"

by Dr Butt April 22, 2014