spartan shocker

the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.

once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

boom shocka locka

im right

boom shocka locka i told you

by mackenzie October 3, 2003

shocker

Two in the Jackpot, One in the Balloon Knot
Two in the clam, One in the Ham
Two in the queef box, One in the Fart Box
Two in the squid, One in the skid
Two in the pouch, One in the OUCH!!!

In order to Shocker you must put her in the splits and poke her where she shits.

by dcdc220 October 20, 2006

shocklance

weapon of exterme ownage in tribes 2. takes enormous skill when used with energy pack.

by yo bitch wut up July 12, 2003

Cell Block Shock

A condition that occurs after you call a girl and find that she has blocked your number, leaving you in a state of unbelief. This usually happens due to the girl labeling you as a stalker or creeper.

Guy 1: "Dude, I'm totally into this girl!"

Guy 2: "Does she even like you?"

Guy 1: "Yeah bro, we text each other all the time. I'll call her and prove it!"

Cell: "The number you have dialed has call restrictions that have prevented your call."

Guy 1: Silent

Guy 2: "Talk to me man! You're going into cell block shock!"

by DeltaGuy January 9, 2010

shcocked

the art of being shocked because of soemone's cock being big.

"DAMMMM that dudes cock meade me sooo shcocked, it was hugee"

by Random4792 June 3, 2009

Shock Phishing

The act of attaching a false story to a shocking and/or gruesome image and posting it on a social media website in order to increase page traffic.

My friend fell victim to Shock Phishing when he posted the hoax story about the baby with cancer

by Dr Stan February 8, 2013