Though rare, the stomp job can be pretty popular in the Cambodian area. Popularized in U.S. by the fame of Ashton Kutcher, Bill Clinton, and Juan Valdez, the stomp job consists of three stages, with the final stage being the act's namesake. It requires at least 1 penis.
Phase 1: Everyone involved gets into a circle, and if only two are participating face each other. You must alternate penis and non-penis.
Phase 2: Every other person gets a blowjob/handjob/vaginajob/assjob/earjob.
Phase 3: Anyone that is getting pleasured must get down onto their knees right before they cum and get stomped on by their partner.
Phase 1: Everyone involved gets into a circle, and if only two are participating face each other. You must alternate penis and non-penis.
Phase 2: Every other person gets a blowjob/handjob/vaginajob/assjob/earjob.
Phase 3: Anyone that is getting pleasured must get down onto their knees right before they cum and get stomped on by their partner.
by philadave69 May 17, 2009
Get the Stomp Jobmug. An extremely painful blow job and ball sucking created when he giver teethes the male genitals and ball sack. A Walrus Job is typically experienced when oral is provided by an inexperienced lover or simply from sloppy head giving by someone with sharp teeth or a snaggle toothed mouth.
Carl: Hey Joe! How was your date with the new waitress last night? She's really hot.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.
Joe: Yea Braaaahhh, she's hot. But that bitch can't suck a dick. She was gnawing my cock like teething ring.
Carl: Sounds painful brother. Nothing worse than a hot chick giving a Walrus Job.
by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015
Get the Walrus Jobmug. A bad hairdo featuring obvious highlights that stick out like frosting from the color of the majority of the hair.
by tinydiva March 8, 2010
Get the frost jobmug. (gregorian chanting)
the infinite job
“An infinite job of passion can be contained in one minute, like a crowd in a small space.”
― Gustave Flaubert
“The more you approach the infinite job, the deeper you penetrate terror”
― Gustave Flaubert's: The Eternal Job
the infinite job
“An infinite job of passion can be contained in one minute, like a crowd in a small space.”
― Gustave Flaubert
“The more you approach the infinite job, the deeper you penetrate terror”
― Gustave Flaubert's: The Eternal Job
by jobfromthebiblelol January 1, 2012
Get the infinite jobmug. A show on the Discovery Channel hosted by Mike Rowe. He visits various job sites and has first hand experience with some of the most interesting but often grossest jobs ever. He has gone out as an oyster farmer, exploring a cave filled with bat guano (shit), and working at a brewery to make beer.
Dirty Jobs makes me feel better about being away from the muck that some people deal with at their work.
by funluvinguy April 9, 2006
Get the Dirty Jobsmug. This is generally performed by a maiden for a gentleman, however, roles may be reversed. Similar to a lap dance, a woman jives on a man's lap. Here's the catch--the small difference is that the job giver and receiver are naked. #pantsless #pleasurable #crotchsaddle
Alone and naked, Gerald and June got hot and bothered while listening to Jack Johnson. June mounted Gerald as he asked her for a lap job. Five minutes later, the neighbors know her name.
by Shlong2.0 January 5, 2013
Get the Lap Jobmug. Its when a guys penis is covered in cheese (It can be any type) and then the girl licks it off by giving the guy a cheese blow job.
by Harris Benson April 25, 2006
Get the cheese jobmug.