fleites

fart, sorry to all those with the last name fleites. Don't forget it...EMBRACE IT!!!!!

oh my god, who fleitesed?!

by pudding in a cup. April 27, 2011

Float it!

Give it a miss

Float it! Don't dive unabashed into Small things.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

floater

A person who doesn't go down.

Scary person: you're going down you piece of crap
Larry: not me I'm a floater

by angry server May 11, 2014

Floating head

A girl who dresses frumpy or comfortably.

Her: How do I look?
Him: All I see is a floating head.

by Harry T Baggins January 1, 2020

Floetry

Word invented by would be poets when composing poems about poetry itself with the intention of using it as a rhyming synonym of the word poetry, and perhaps also to imply a flow to their words.

You will recognize my poetry, by my lazy use of floetry, so you will be fooled there is actually some flow to my poetry.

by R.senal June 23, 2021

floater

floater-name given to an older man that surfs teen and pre-teen chat rooms pretending to be young for the purpose of meeting or getting off.

person 1: Hey did you read in the paper about that floater that got arrested?

person 2: Yeah, that old cock was on yahoo trying to pic up boys in the puberty chat.

person 1: yeah, what an idot. Every one knows you goto the pre-teen.

by ButchMagnum November 25, 2004

Coke Float

A sexual act whereby a female defecates upon a glass coffee table, and precedes to squash the faeces with her buttocks, while her partner views from underneath said table.

Man this chick did the sweetest coke float I ever did see last night, going to need some serious cilit bang to clear that shit up.

by FloatingEgg June 17, 2011