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Cart Coma

When you sleep taking a hit from a cart
Friend1: Have you seen Josh?

Friend2: He got faded and fell asleep.
Friend1: He’s not waking up from that cart coma.
by jeepy24 May 11, 2024
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Coma Diet

The act of losing weight while in a naturally or medically induced state of unconsciousness.
Damien lost weight while being on a Coma Diet from choking on his own puke.

Friend #1: Have you seen Damien since his coma diet?
Friend #2: He's looking good! I think he lost 40 lbs.
by ToeSniffer55 May 13, 2024
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coma bollito

If a Colombian from the paisa region offers you something and you decline, they tell you "coma bollito" (pronounced coh-muh bo-jee-toe) which means "eat a turd", because in their culture it's rude to refuse an offering.

"That Colombian girl offered me some of her fries. When I said 'no thanks', she said 'coma bollito'. What does that mean?"

Bollo means turd. Bollito means little turd. So coma bollito is the slightly more polite way of telling someone to eat a turd.
Coma bollito.
by JimmyOfTheWest May 21, 2024
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commi

That guy's a fucking commi!
by dictonaryboy September 7, 2024
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Reel coma

A state of altered consciousness characterized by idly scrolling Instagram reels with minimal conscious thought/overall awareness of one's surroundings and situation, similar to brain death
I was late to my ensoulment because I was in a reel coma.
by NotPieGuy November 29, 2024
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Gaming coma

When you spend so long sitting in one spot playing a video game uninterrupted that you are completely immersed in the game and entirely numb to and dissociated from the world around you.
Josh: I just spent 6 hours straight playing Minecraft, and then, when I had to get up to go to dinner, I was so disoriented. I couldn't even remember what day it was.

Alex: Wow man, you must have been in a serious gaming coma.
by A Sharp Major January 12, 2025
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Cum Coma

When you cum so hard, alone or with someone, that you put yourself in a coma with jizz left all over your body.
I was thinking of this girl and I had a cum coma
by Brize\ January 14, 2025
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