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Dirty Ponder

Going stupid on your penis. Absolutely slappin your shit silly using your imagination alone. Going ham on your meat because you’re sad and lonely, and you need forth thoughts to do so because dirty pondering only occurs in gas station bathrooms at 3:47 a.m.
He was having a dirty pondering at the BP last night.
by JWPonder November 29, 2024
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Ponderitis

Some introverts come down with chronic ponderitis.
by mrlys September 28, 2021
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porcelain ponder

When you're having a think whilst sitting on the toilet
Hey Kate, where did you go?
I was having a porcelain ponder and came up with a plan.
by TEAMDONGA December 9, 2021
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Ponderous

(N.)
1)Imbued with the nature of pondering.
2)Something worth pondering over.
It was a ponderous fact that Professor Moriarty smelled like 'Lily of The Valley' that day.

It came as a great surprise to me that my newly made robot found itself so ponderous that it immediately set itself upon the task of studying the nature of ethics.
by Doc_Transcendent January 13, 2022
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ponderate

Pronunciation: /ˈpɒndəreɪt/
Definition:
1. To weigh carefully or measure inconsiderately.
2. To assess value or importance systematically.
3. To evaluate balance or equilibrium precisely.
4. To determine mass or gravitational pull quantitatively.

Significance:
• It defines careful measurement.
• It emphasizes considerate assessment.
• It identifies analytical weighing.
• It avoids colloquial expressions.
• It simplifies descriptions of quantitative evaluations.
• It improves clarity in scientific or philosophical contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "weight."
Past verb: ponderated
Present simple verb: ponderate, ponderates
Present continuous verb: ponderating
Examples:
• "Chemists ponderate substances for experiments."
• "Dieticians ponderate ingredients for recipes."
• "Architects ponderate materials for structural integrity."
• "Physicists ponderate masses for gravitational studies."
• "Economists ponderate market values for investments."
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Ponder

Ponder: The inside of a blue waffle infected creampied vagina after being sexualy assaulted by a under age midget.
My boy from the WB shouldn't have Ponder that chick from Gonzales.
by Darkness 504 for life July 14, 2022
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ponder

to ponder means to pose with your hand resting on the side on your head in a “C” shape, to look as though you are deep in thought or in other words, pondering.

the ponder was offically created by a guy with an extremely long horse looking face and crooked nose, one that is so incredibly large it can be used as a turning signal in the car.

it’s a great stress reliever as it helps you to really think hard in the moment.

pondering is also used greatly around the world to help get into a relationship, especially over snapchat through snaps
#whenindoubtponderitout
huzzling: yo there’s this girl that i snap i really like her but i don’t know how to tell her

huzzlings friend: no need to tell her just send a snap pondering
huzzling: you really think that’ll work?
huzzlings friend: yeah bro how do you think i got locked in? just snap her pondering and write #whenindoubtponderitout trust it’ll work

huzzling: alright alright i’ll give it a try

girl huzzling likes: oh my god i didn’t like this guy before but sometning about how he looks in this snap is so majestic… i need him
*one year later*

huzzling: i’m so glad i pondered to you last year in october otherwise i wouldn’t be here with you right now

girl huzzling likes: i know right #whenindoubtponderitout
by proponderingprincess April 13, 2025
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