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Flatterus

„An excessive amount of gas release shortly after sex due to the relaxation of the intestines.“

In-Short: „Fart after sex because of relaxation“
What a big flatterus“
by E.Sarpkaya December 23, 2022
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Hollywood Flasher

A device used by hollywood that makes it appear that shoots are being fired.
When you see an actor and shots are being fired around him and dirt is flying up to show where the shots are missing. The Hollywood Flasher is used to create this effect.
by 3oh!8 January 18, 2010
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Jarrow Flasher

An infamous person located in the small place of Jarrow, in Newcastle (England). He frequently exposes others to his pasty white body and tiny twig and berries in order to gratify his sick sexual thrills.
I saw the Jarrow Flasher last night..

No shit! Where?

Where do you think numpty, in Jarrow! He jumped out of the bushes and exposed his man parts. At least I think they were man parts. It was very cold... Dirty Jarrow Flasher
by phillwillkill July 28, 2011
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fanny flusterer

His words and actions made me so hot and flustered, he was like a fanny flusterer!
by phallatio July 10, 2015
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Fanny fluster

A fanny fluster is someone who makes someone’s Fanny throb and melt. It is very common in Gingers that have a name such as Lynsay. U don’t want to be near a fanny fluster for long as it can cause a yeast infection or further diseases. To protect yourself from these people u need to wear tight clothing to reduce the waterfall that streams from your vagina. It was once said that the worlds best Fanny flusters was a man named Blair Richardson. He could make Fanny’s drip from over 10 miles away. Stay safe and be aware of such people
I heard Lynsay is a Fanny fluster stay safe

I heard Lynsay made Cameron wet
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flatter than hammered shit

Can't get any worse.
I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.
by smedley pond June 14, 2010
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flasturflate

To masturbate while flustered, usually because you were caught in the act, but you continued anyways.
I was going so hard, but after my mom walked in I just flasturflated.
by Charlie impersonator April 26, 2017
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