Contextually hot

The view of a man/woman appearing significantly hotter due to their occupation or lifestyle, such as MILF's and teachers

Gaz: Dude, the things I'd do to Miss Smith
Bernard: ah take a good look man, she's only contextually hot cos she's a teacher

by usain.lightning July 16, 2011

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Contextiots

Those who cannot understand context no matter how much they try. They take words and phrases at their bare bones meaning without taking into account the greater meaning hidden inside what has been said. Their understanding and assessment of conversation is very weak and jump to conclusions without trying to examine possible circumstances. These people usually cannot take a joke.

Those interns Jannis hired are complete and utter contextiots.

by TKinfinity July 13, 2019

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pelvic congestion

The female version of blue balls.

Pelvic congestion is extremely painful.

by 34235235 June 1, 2006

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congert

(verb)

to fuck up a calculation on your chemistry work

I'm gonna continue congerting kilojoules to kilohertz so I can design this turboencabulator which will revolutionize the project's PK effic....OH FUCK I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M TALKING ABOUT!

by CreoX April 15, 2011

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Context

More information on an event that happened (usually before it happened)
This is racism.

Finding out or giving more information about an event that happened IS RACISM.

Don't @ me

Person 1: Did you see that video of the police shooting a black guy? Fucking police brutality!!!! FUCK THE POLICE
Person 2: Context ?

Person 2: Well Person 2.. the guy that was shot had a gun and-
Person 1: FUCK OFF WHITE SUPREMACISTS.

by TheFineLime April 17, 2019

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