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Context High 

"Feeling" the effects of drug inebriation through proximity rather than through actual ingestion.

In other words, feeling high because people nearby are high, despite not actually having taken any drugs.
"I wish I hadn't said that out lout to everyone at the party, but I wasn't in my right mind."
"Were you high?"
"Not exactly, but everyone else was, so I ended up feeling a context high."
Context High by Solo Amadeus March 10, 2022

contextation 

an extended texting session between two people substituting for a real conversation.
dude 1: I had a serious contextation with Mary last night.

dude 2: Really! What did y'all discuss?

dude 1: The Relationship of course. Guess I'm monogamous now. We wound up texting all night.
contextation by no1sandman November 7, 2010

immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.
We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.
Word of the Day on December 16, 2009

Contextomy 

The art of removing words from a sentence (or a sentence from a paragraph) to change its context completely. Used commonly in movie posters when a film critic in their review has said something uncomplimentary. Also known as "false attribution" and is related closely to "quotation mining".
A movie or theatre critic may have reviewed the piece saying "The whole thing was a terrific bore, I laughed out loud at the ineptitude of the actors..."

The contextomy on the poster would then read: "Terrific! I laughed out loud!"
Contextomy by bunnywuffles May 15, 2009
Word of the Day on June 7, 2022

congested 

It means when you’re sick and can’t breath and your noes is stuck with mucus and your face hurts.
My friend was congested so he could not go to school
congested by Littlesueisdabomb February 26, 2018

Context Jumping 

In a conversation, it is the act of applying a different context to a word or phrase without the conversation having actually shifted context with it, thus confusing the listener. frequent iterations of context jumping will likely result in violence directed at the jumper from the listener.

It is the act "punning" without formally telling a pun.
Person 1: The dressing is totally what makes or breaks the salad.
Person 2: I hate dressing.
Person 1: Me too, but my wife hates when I walk around naked.
Person 2: Stop fucking Context Jumping!
Context Jumping by SloggenDazs August 24, 2016
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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