Asshitchery

1) when asshats marry
2) hooking up trailers or other people via asshitch

My IQ 85 cousin's getting married and he wants me to RSVP. Wanna come to the asshitchery with me? Free cake...

by Vinnie the Shark May 27, 2009

Asskitty

Asskitty is a young attractive woman that enjoys anal sex.

Ted: The crowd seems pretty wild here and there's lots of pretty girls. Which one do you prefer?

Jay: I love the skinny brunette over there with the pink shirt that says KISS MY ASS. You know that she's an Asskitty.

by Pony Battles November 25, 2019

Bad Asstitude

Someone whose attitude is always bad ass. Someone who is always into bad ass stuff like eating nails for breakfest.. without milk !

"You see the guy with the sunglasses riding the elephant while shooting another guy on a lion.. ?"

"Yeah they really have a bad asstitude"
"Haha cool word dude"

by Dansdude June 13, 2014

urban asswipe

A person who tries to get their or a friends name in Urban Dictionary. Feckless little sniveling unwanted useless people whose lives mean nothing and should and will die. SOON.

Yo. Looks like that ho is tryin be a urban asswipe. yo.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL June 3, 2017

asstittitastic

A portmontrois of Ass, Titties, and Fantastic used in order to describe a girl who has both a fantastic ass and tits.

Beyonce is Asstittitastic.

by maahdahey June 21, 2009

Asswipe

Pertaining to the word of a piece of toilet paper, this is used executively as an insult constantly in North America. The word uses the defenition of mostly the immatury of others.

"Your a total Asswipe dude"
or
"Dude, i filled a giant asswipe yesterday!"

by Cody Hesse January 25, 2009

asstitties

When a female's bosom appears more like a buttocks than breasts. This usually happens on fat-ass ugly chicks who don't really have tits, just chins from the neck down.

Yo, my third grade teacher Mrs. McLaughlin sure had mad asstitties!

by Johnathan Davidson September 3, 2004