shimpus

Shimpus is a person who is not bound by the regular physics of the world. A shimpus is fluid as a being; all and nothing at the same time. Different from God in the fact that Shimpus's are real and God isn't.

Wow, you are a shimpus!!
You must be a shimpus because you just blew earth version 102085822920051576 all the way up!

by Lochis April 20, 2020

simpson

if you have this name you’re either a simp or the son of a simp, get it?
simp - son
i’ll shut up now

boy: “bro, you know homer simpson is a simp right? he’s totally cheating on marge bro!”

boy 2: “nah man. the real simp is obviously bart..”

by lovelypeachesonthetrack May 23, 2020

Simkus

a high quality ship with a lot of potential from Detroit become human between Markus and Simon

I ship Simkus

by dbhdoggos May 28, 2020

simpsj

Are real Homie, has a bad ass name.

Simpsj is my boi

by DaddyLongBent May 30, 2020

Simpulsive

When someone does something impulsive for someone they simp for

Person A: Here take all my money you're hot
Person B: What?
Person A: Sorry that was simpulsive

by texaser September 7, 2020

Simpulsive

When someone does something impulsive for someone they simp for.

Person A: You're hot. Take all my money for no reason.
Person B: What?
Person A: Sorry, that was simpulsive

by texaser September 7, 2020

simps

Used to confuse people for fun.
s - simple
i - ice cream
m - melts
p - popcorn
s - pural

Person a: Oh hey!! Look at the simps online
person b: simple ice cream melts popcorn pural?
person a: what.

by ur local sunflower October 16, 2020