by I like pans July 13, 2021
Mema: Glenn take your Viagra, I’m in the mood for a whoopie session.
Glenn: No thanks, I fed my cunt puncher to the Dyson just 5 minutes prior to your bizarre request.
Glenn: No thanks, I fed my cunt puncher to the Dyson just 5 minutes prior to your bizarre request.
by Dildo Baby July 25, 2022
A bag of shit cunt is a bag of shit with a small pussy inside in other words a man that is full of crap and is PUSSY.
Andy told me that he isn't scared of paul but when paul went to his house to fight him andy hid !! What a bag of shit cunt !!
Andy told me that he isn't scared of paul but when paul went to his house to fight him andy hid !! What a bag of shit cunt !!
You bag of shit cunt !! Is an insult used to define how much 1person dislikes another by combining shit and cunt and putting into a bag !!
I hate that bitch so much she's such a fukingg ..... Bag of shit cunt
I hate that bitch so much she's such a fukingg ..... Bag of shit cunt
by INtheKNOW February 09, 2012
For those people who drive as the main part of their working day 'First Cunt' is the first time that day that one utters the word 'Cunt' out loud in reference to another motorist who has done something inconsiderate, stupid or dangerous. This should happen spontaneously as a natural reaction to the situation presented. The earlier in the day this occurs may be a sign as to how bad that day on the road will be.
by tincopper March 11, 2014
Jeremy Cunt is defined as A large celestial Body Floating In space
Jeremy: Wanna suck
Ben: You're too fat
Jeremy: Wanna suck
Ben: You're too fat
by Mcdonal douglas June 08, 2024
Parent (or Parents) that enforce a financial, time and effort burden on their friends as they cannot be bothered to organise baby sitters to go to bars / restaraunts and instead always host an inferior event.
These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.
These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.
Brian: Hey Steve, are you coming on Johnny's stag do in Eastern Europe, we're going to shoot some tramps with some armed prostitutes??
Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus
Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent
Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus
Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent
by __banterman May 19, 2024
In British pub and restaurant culture when a server drops a plate or a glass, a Cunt Chorus is when some of the restaurant customers jeer or mock them loudly with the intention of making the server feel bad. This is more prevalent in poorer areas.
by White Wine and Fine September 11, 2023