cuntware

A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.

Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.

cuntware by Lord Grimcock November 6, 2007

Cuntchops 

An insult to be aimed at any annoying person. Originated as cuntface but evolved into what you see now.

"Shut up you stupid fucking cuntchops"
"Get outta my way cuntchops"

Cuntchops by Darren July 4, 2004

cuntasaurus rex 

A woman who is so evil that if she existed during the time of the dinosaur, she would have survived extinction through sheer hatred for anything that might live.

My boss is an evil souless cuntasaurus rex

cuntasaurus rex by daonocto August 19, 2010

cuntlery 

Any object specifically designed for insertion into the vagina.

Julie had a wide variety of cuntlery with which she pleased her pussy on a daily basis.

cuntlery by Jonnyguano September 20, 2005

Cuntly Trimper 

A person who acts like a slut but really isn't one.

She's acting like such a Cuntly Trimper

Cuntly Trimper by Zeebar January 28, 2010

cuntsicle 

An ice-cold cunt with a stick up her ass.

The bitch from the collections' office was a total cuntsicle.

cuntsicle by HooMaster March 14, 2008

cuntador 

A cuntador is a person who doesn't play fair, whether in sport, business or life. Someone who uses another person's misfortune to gain something for themselves.

Originated when the cyclist Alberto Contador, took an unfair advantage of cyclist Andy Schleck's bike malfunction on stage 16 of the 2010 Tour de France.

Alberto is such a Cuntador.

cuntador by Schlecky July 20, 2010