by mrbeast539275 December 4, 2024
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The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
My dear son,
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
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The generous gratuity left for housekeeping at a hotel when you feel bad about leaving behind a puddle of female ejaculate on the bed for someone else to deal with
The generous gratuity left for housekeeping at a hotel when you feel bad about leaving behind a puddle of female ejaculate on the bed for someone else to deal with
1 - Honey, do you have cash for a squirt tip?
2 - I'll gladly pay the squirt tip if it means I don't have to wash the sheets again.
2 - I'll gladly pay the squirt tip if it means I don't have to wash the sheets again.
by Michu & Luci December 17, 2024
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Get the Hershey Squirts mug.Squirt ( soda ) - Squirt is a caffeine-free, grapefruit-flavored, carbonated soft drink, created in 1938 in Phoenix, Arizona. Squirt competes primarily against The Coca-Cola Company's Fresca.
Squirt was created by Herb Bishop in 1938. Squirt was manufactured in the Beet Sugar Factory in Glendale, Arizona until 1981.
July 9, 2018, Keurig acquired the Dr Pepper Snapple Group in an $18.7 billion deal. The combined company was renamed Keurig Dr Pepper
Squirt was created by Herb Bishop in 1938. Squirt was manufactured in the Beet Sugar Factory in Glendale, Arizona until 1981.
July 9, 2018, Keurig acquired the Dr Pepper Snapple Group in an $18.7 billion deal. The combined company was renamed Keurig Dr Pepper
Squirt ( soda )
Type : Soft drink
Manufacturer: Keurig Dr Pepper
Country of origin : United States
Region of origin : Phoenix, Arizona
Introduced :1938
Flavor: Grapefruit soda pop
Variants: Grapefruit, Grapefruit Zero Sugar, Ruby Red
Squirt ( soda )
Type : Soft drink
Manufacturer: Keurig Dr Pepper
Country of origin : United States
Region of origin : Phoenix, Arizona
Introduced :1938
Flavor: Grapefruit soda pop
Variants: Grapefruit, Grapefruit Zero Sugar, Ruby Red
Squirt ( soda )
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Dumbass shitbird #1: damn dude you had that fat, ugly ass bitch tina here last night!
Dumbass shitbird #2: yeah dude I'm the man, she completely soaked my sheets with her squirt.
Dumbass shitbird #1: you retard, there's no such thing! *sniffs sheets* it's fucking piss dude!
Dumbass shitbird #1: damn dude you had that fat, ugly ass bitch tina here last night!
Dumbass shitbird #2: yeah dude I'm the man, she completely soaked my sheets with her squirt.
Dumbass shitbird #1: you retard, there's no such thing! *sniffs sheets* it's fucking piss dude!
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