Wonkle Schponk

Another way of saying "weener"

DUDE, PUT AWAY YOUR WONKLE SCHPONK THAT'S GROSS!

by Mor(e)peko November 15, 2025

Wonkus

A childish word for a person's head similar to noggin.

Ouch! I conked my wonkus.

by Allen Brokken - Author January 10, 2026

wooly wonka

The act of chewing bubblegum then spitting it into your partners vaginal hairs then eating it out.

man james does the wooly wonka perfectly. My hair hurts

by Ben D. Kowk March 11, 2011

willy wonkaing

The use of "pure imagination" when masturbating. Coming from the song "In a world of pure imagination" from the movie.

Man1: Did you see that one where the girl gives head for 20 minutes?
Man2: Nah, I was willy wonkaing last night.

Man1: Clutch.

by Ballsdeep123 March 2, 2014

Willy wonka bowl

A bowl of never ending delight. Like the never ending gobstopper, this bowl seems to last forever

Man that thinh has lasted for 45 minutes, its a willy wonka bowl and a half

by Luciousmccain September 20, 2015

willy wonka kiss

Its when you go ass to mouth

Gary decided to go down on Betty he went further and kissed her brown hole then came up to kiss her on the mouth. He gave her a willy wonka kiss.

by Chkygal October 7, 2015

willy wonka

A bloke who has either had one or both bollocks removed, but still has a decent perfectly working knob.

Not fussed he's a willy Wonka, he's still got it going on 👍

by sazzy jo June 2, 2017