Salty Wonton

When a man doesn't take a shower in multiple days and his penis and ball sack starts to smell like salt and vinger.

Dude, I have such a bad salty wonton right now!

by Punzorz December 21, 2009

Silky Barstool

the act of not wiping your anus after a bowl movement at your local pub, and then continuing to pull down your pants, sitting down on a barstool and expelling gas from your buttocks, leaving a warm, delicious surprise for an unsuspecting customer to enjoy.

Darren had slept with Marks Wife.

as punishment, Mark decided to give Darren a Silky barstool

by yummo_daddyo January 11, 2012

salty taint

When one spews on anothers taint, which is the area of skin located between anus and testies, and later in the day after the spew has dried another licks the area resulting in a salty taste. "Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty today what gives!"

"Pete says to Rick, hey man your taint is salty taint today what gives!"

by talon88 August 18, 2013

silly nonsense

having or showing a lack of common sense or judgment which causes foolish or unacceptable beliefs and behavior

Believing black cats will cause bad luck, and trying to avoid them, is silly nonsense.

by Malayna88 July 12, 2014

Salty

A feeling that people get when they fail at a video game

Chance: I beat you again, Marco!
Marco: *breaks controller in a fit of rage*
Chance: don't be so salty Marco!

by P0n13s 4 l1f3 July 2, 2016

Silly nugget

Someone who is soooooooo silly, it's indescribable

Woah! She is such a silly nugget!

by Puh puh June 4, 2017

saltyminion

someone who is extremely superly absolutely in LOVE with tsukishima, just obsessed with this man named Tsukishima Kei from volleyball anime Haikyuu!!

tsukishima: arara gomez
saltyminion: 😱😱😱😱😍😍😍😍 i loev you

by u wish u knew who i was lol February 22, 2021