Tabernacle

Derived from the housing of Christ, but can be used in slang form to ask the condition of one's home life.

Zen: Yosh...
Squid: Yosh...
Zen: Tabernacle?
Squid: Not much, stayed home all day and perfected my 733t s3w1n9 m4ch1n3 5k177z...
Zen: Indeed...

by Zen Kaiser September 8, 2004

glass table girls

party girls. girls that aren't averse to snorting cocaine

song by the weeknd

I wanna party with some glass table girls tonight

by harrietandrose February 4, 2015

end table

A great sinister trick to pull on that special someone. First, position her on all fours in the middle of a large room or any other open area in her house. Proceed to bang away for a little bit so she doesn't get wise to your game. Then, when the time is right, you carefully reach back and grab that perfectly hidden can of open paint you stashed beforehand. Place it directly on the center of her back and pull out. Finish her off by jerking one off in her eye and sit back and watch her squirm as she tries to figure out how the hell to get up with out spilling the can of paint. Put on your clothes and proudly go home knowing you may have failed shop class in high school, but tonight you made the perfect end table.

The above is the example

by MC Menses December 2, 2004

Table Knock

A-To give notice to another person by knocking with the knuckles upon a table top when frustrated with said person.

B-To mark one's territory when concerning a loved one, like a dog pissing on its front lawn.

C-To make one's presence felt.

I was at the bar with Ronelle and she started talking to these three guys at a table. So, as I walked past, I table knocked those mother fuckers. They all looked at me with so much fear and confusion in their eyes. Mainly confusion.

by Virginia Mission October 16, 2009

Tabel shit

When you take a shit the size of a large table

OMG!!! that is one bug tabel shit!

by ALMFFE April 26, 2010

on the table

a position of visibility or legitimacy

when your married booty partner intrduces you to the spouse as a "friend", s/he has put you on the table.

by moesha1 August 10, 2006

Flip a table

1 - When overcome with anger or frustration you stand up and all the people at your table stand up together. You feel the impending sense that your friends will have your back at whatever is going down. Your rage boils over, you verbally assault the offender, and with no further options-you flip the table in front of you.

2 - In the absence of an actual table, the phrase can be used metaphorically.

1 - ....are you mackin' on my girl?!?! *everyone stands up* 'Foo you better get back.....*flip a table*

2 - This is well vodka....who does this bartender thinks he is? I'm bouts to flip a table!

by LeeRemick December 6, 2011