winterguard

This "sport" is an extension of colorgaurd. Though the "competitors" are dedicatated, they still manage to suck shit straight from the asshole of every cheerleader. Even the fat-ass one. The girls/fag-mo boys in this programme seem, at least to me, to be the cheerleader rejects. Usually homosexual (earning them the title FLAGGET) many of the baton twirling bags of anal dousch are either Morbidly obese or obscessed with such faggetry as pokemon/yougeeho (or however the fucking koreans spell it)or magic trading card games, or at least have SPED boyfriends who are. However they don't seem to notice that they are the laughing stock of the entire school. More People pay attention to Operation Social Change (yet another gaping, stinky cock garage in between the legs of society) than to the poorly performed dance routine of these ass tards. Where I'm from, the audience doesn't hesitate to launch projectiles from the top row of the bleachers at the skid-mark who has their toy wooden rifle smack them in the face as it twirls to the ground. Haha it makes me laugh just thinking about it. Back in Veitnam we used to juggle the bullet ridden skulls of Veit Cong infantry as Charlie's 84mm incindiary devices erupted in the trees above us. Try that!

~Haha that fat Winterguard fag just knocked herself out.
~Yeah i think she tried to catch the flag in her mouth.
~maybe if it tried to do that she might have caught it in her hands. Haha

by mahmoud ahmadinejad August 17, 2007

winter

A girl who can get anyone she wants! Shes so hot and sexy. Not a whore or slut though surprisingly. She has a great personality. Big ass, Big boobs, Big pussy. SHES A GODDESS IN BED!!🍑🍆 She likes to tease people with her body and shows a lot of skin. She keeps her relationships small and loves to have sex with her man! Shes really cute and pretty. SO HOT TOO OFC! If youre in a relationship with her.. fuck her all day all night everytime bc she moans so good like music to your ears. She squats on your dick and makes it feel so good and silky. She'll swallow all of your cum and shit. She'll lick your dick to your mouth. She'll ride you. Make sure you do doggy style with her. Let her take control. And ofc rub her g-spot and she'll do the favor back to you. She wears all types of lingerie. And those g-strings and v-strings. Those tits and ass OH!

if you have a girl like winter, keep her shes a charm!

by turniton December 26, 2019

ivy winters

Competitor and finalist of the reality elimination style show RuPaul's Drag Race. Currently in a relationship with Sharon Needles, a season 3 competitor of the same show.

Ivy Winters is a fuckin' libra. Party.

Next up: IVY WINTERS!!
Haiiii!

by spookyc March 23, 2016

winter girl

A female that tends to have an extra 10-25 pounds packed on year round, in anticipation of a surprise ice age.

Oh my God Paul! We're surrounded by winter girls!

by E$ yo December 9, 2008

Lt.Winters

leet poster on isnews, member of german special forces and savior and protector of da world, funneh and serious at teh same time.

If u could sleep with one guy on the world, who would that be
-Lt.Winters

Who is His leetness?
-Lt.Winters

by Penismann May 18, 2004

wintergreen

What happens after you schluck. A wintergreen color comes out and he/she licks it and kisses someone.

Skyler was schlucking when all of a sudden, a wintergreen came out of his penis.

by Singsong July 5, 2014

Low Winter Sun

A slang term meaning to force something new down a person's throat by attaching it to something that is already popular. Origin stems from the AMC failed television show called Low Winter Sun, which piggybacked the popular show Breaking Bad by constantly running commercials, adverts, promos, and sneak previews during the final season. Ultimately, the show was so disliked it was cancelled before the first season even ended.

John: "Hey man, you really should watch Glee. It's just like Pitch Perfect! It has the same acapella singing styles and all the drama too. Come on man, you liked Pitch Perfect didn't you?!

Dave: "Oh my god, stop Low Winter Sunning me, okay? I'm not watching that ridiculous show.

by ktruso April 9, 2015