party major

A party major is a group of easy but expensive courses with no absolutely professional value. Lot of stupid American kids take these majors and then whine about not getting a real job. They stay with their parents and want the government to pay off huge student debts they acquire to do these party majors while indulging in a lifestyle of partying, drinking, fooling around. Examples of party majors include -

Political science, Drama and theater, history, fine Arts and art history, philosophy and religious studies, anthropology, music etc.

All the knowledge for these courses can be obtained without college by going to a library and having a passion for learning. Yet dumb kids go to college and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars they don’t have to do these foolish majors while not realizing that great artists, musicians, actors, philosophers didn’t become what they became because of a worthless degree.

Lisa: I flunked in math again.
Angela: really! I told you to stop fooling around and partying all the time.
Lisa: I can’t help it, I am too cool nerd.
Angela: well, you know you are not going to get a job if you don’t graduate with a real major
Lisa: that’s ok, I’ll major in a party major like Drama and theater, and if I don’t get a job after that I’ll get a nerdy sucker like you to pay for my college loan
Angela: FML, I slog all day, take hard courses, don’t party, make sacrifices and major in engineering and get a job and pay taxes and my student loan. But now I have to pay for Lisa and other idiots like her too! WTF!

by Yogibearsmartass July 26, 2019

party of one

The hot New York dinner reservation, during the coronaviral epidemic.

"Jack, party of one, your table is ready," Jack said quietly, as he sat down in his kitchen, prepared to enjoy his own company, and his justly famous mac'n'cheese.

by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020

Party rock is in the hou

se tonight

Everybody just have a goo

Party rock is in the hou

by Averageredditor64757 December 10, 2020

partygetsmewetter

A semi-popular Twitter handle coined by Canadian R&B artist PARTYNEXTDOOR. First used in his song Wus Good/Curious, where he states that his girl changes her Twitter handle to PARTYGETSMEWETTER.

PARTYNEXTDOOR FAN- I’m going to change my Twitter to PARTYGETSMEWETTER!

by laybaee April 7, 2021

Party Poison

the most gnc whore ever played by gerard way.

"i want to steal party poison's gender"
"screw gender i want whatever party poison has"

by bubuifbudiufodg July 16, 2022

morgynn party

A get-together that has absolutely no alcohol or drugs, and consists of getting laid all night.

Dude, that party was a morgynn party! Totally bogus!

by calebbjeffery October 27, 2009

stripper party

Orignially founded on June 24th at Casablanca 624 in Bloomington, Indiana, this is the biggest party of the Indiana University summer. Now a yearly event, this party is guaranteed to rock your world and you will undoubtedly find yourself in the company of B-Town's most beautiful exotic dancers. To gain entry, bring your singles and make it rain.

Charles: Yo man. Were you at that stripper party last night?
Richard: Yeah dude. That bitch's titties were fine.

Charles: Did you check out the VIP room?
Richard: Yeah, but we can't talk about that here.
Charles: Right, what happens in the attic, stays in the attic.

by Beatrixxx May 19, 2010