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merryness

Queen of happiness. A Merryness is usually a born leader and revolutionist. They are extremely passionate about their career.

A Merryness would go do anything to defend and protect the ones they love
Merryness will be a president
by Intellec April 20, 2018
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Merp

An evolved greeting deriving from a strange not-quite-meow of a kitten. Since first being introduced, "Merp" is now an acceptable word to use as much as possible, to confuse non-merpers and to connect with the crazy cat community, and is slowly being used more often in everyday life.

Can also be used as an adverb (Merpy), a noun (e.g. silly Merp!) or verb (She was Merping)
1- *walks in* "Merp!"
2- "oh, Merp!"
by AliasDictionary December 1, 2017
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Merp

The word ‘merp’ is indeed used in awkward situations. It is commonly used by a homosapien species called ‘Merp’ and if it is fancy, a ‘Merpington’. A merp, will always say merp, even in it is not awkward. Some use it on quizzes or tests if they do not know the answer.
For example:
IN CHECKING TESTPAPERS/ETC
Girl 1: Hey you’ll be checking my wuiz and vice versa!
Girl 2: Okay then!
Girl 1: Uhm What’s ‘merp’? Is it a valid ans-
Girl 2: Merp.

IN AWKWARD SITUATIONS
Boy: I really li-
Girl: Merp. I am a Merpington, not a Merp.
Boy: merp..
by vanillarie December 4, 2017
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mercy blow

The literal best band.

Naughty slams.
Extraordinarily attractive.
Massive penises.

Dirty riffs.

Fuck you, pussy.
Wow that band Mercy Blow makes me hard
by Gordan (fucking) Ramsey April 21, 2018
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Merp

Merp is a word used when you’re bored and you want to start a conversation and be cute at the same time
Guy: hey baby

Girl: merp

Guy: you’re so cutee
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Merp

A sound that can be used in practically every scenario, and is more contextual than literal.
person 1: I just fucked your girlfriend
person 2: Merp

Person 1: OMG! You just won the lottery!
Person 2: Merp
Person 1: Do you mind merping me to the bank?
by OG Guru May 31, 2018
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Merp

Merp is just,merp.
Merpidy merp my mans.
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