guarder [pussy]

the bottom of a fat women's belly that covers the vagina. the overhang of a women's fat belly.

Monique from the parkers has a mean guarder pussy.

by rio det October 8, 2008

boiling water guarantee

The guarantee that is offered on something that cant be guaranteed for as long as that person keeps a part of their body in boiling water. In other words there is no guarantee

Seller - Yeah this car comes with a boiling water guarantee
Buyer - Ok thanks ill get back to you

by davecyberd January 8, 2011

point guard

The decision maker of the group (usually a somewhat large group of 5 or more people); the leader

Tyrone: What are we doing tonight?
Jaquan: I don't know, you are the "point guard"

by yxrick July 8, 2018

color guard

the people in JROTC the hold the flags in the ugly little harnesses.

commander: present colors!

color guard: *picks up flag and puts it in harness*

by fergalicious November 18, 2006

guard

hell on earth the wost tidious boring equivlent of but sex with an elephant

GUY 1:Hey dude how did you enjoy your 6 hour guard shift?
GUY 2:IT WAS AWSOME I STARED AT ROCKS AND CONSIDRED OFFING MY SELF.
GUY 1: HMM I SLEPT THREW MY SHIFT.
GUY 2: I hope an elephant sneeks up and butt fucks you while u sleep next time so you fell my pain.

by Mad Cow RJ April 25, 2008

color guard

see my definition of colorguard because I'm not in one i spelled it as one word...

I'm in the band :-)

by Kaytee P January 14, 2004

Wilderness Guardians

A bunch of homosexual gamers who cant win any war, and play MMORPGS.

"Hey Mr. Glenn doesn't your clan The Wilderness Guardians suck at warring other clans?""Hey Shadow Elves, we really aren't that great." "Wg Pride"

by Pro tank March 15, 2009