Truck driver dick

Truck driver dick is when you're prick will only gets hard enough to barely penetrate, or semi hard

I was over served last night picked up a whore and had truck driver dick, best I could do is drive a semi.

by Dick Beshort November 8, 2018

Backseat Driver

A passenger who attemps to take control of a driver using mental telekinesis like a shot caller.

You always telling me I'm in the water stop being a backseat driver!

by Spoodergirl March 12, 2019

terry the bus driver

An awesome sauce bus driver who, to most men, is highly erotic. That extra bit of flab makes him all the more epic.

Terry the bus driver: "Make sure you don't learn too much at school kids!"

by Thomas the turned on student 2 October 4, 2013

Best bus driver

Shaun

The best bus driver is Shaun

by The best bus driver November 4, 2017

High heel driver

Often a woman, someone who puts their own beauty or wellbeing over others' safety.
Called a 'High heel driver' because it's dangerous to drive with high heels, but women often feel pretty in them.

1) I saw a car crash yesterday!
2) Really?
1) Yeah, it was caused by this high heel driver, she was going to a party.
2) What a bitch.

by JariPinda June 9, 2018

Thanking the bus driver

When you thank the person driving you to school or work, because you're super broke.

*thanking the bus driver
You: Thank you sir

Bus driver: No problem kiddo
*10 years later you have a successful family and a respected reputation as the president*

by I Ii II I_ July 11, 2018

pile driver

Ellen Degeneres thinks that having a partner of this occupation is the secret to having daily sex.

"Ladies, get yourself a pile driver!"

by RawRawGirl March 3, 2008