A mixed drink created the morning after a party, using the remaining bits of liquor from a number of bottles not quite finished the night before.
Man, that was a crazy party, but hey, we've got some jack and vodka left over, let's make a crank biter!
by Thenameandlocationyouenterbelow November 4, 2007
Get the crank bitermug. People or a person that shows no respect others....especially in a shared house...also known as mongs, retards and scroats.
Meredith "Hey guys it's -3 in this house what's the deal about turning the heating off on a daily basis?"
Guys " Erm.... what do you mean?"
Meredith "I'm fucking freezing that's what I mean?:
Guys "Oh I see....we will make sure it's on from now on".
Meredith" Your all a bunch of cranks....i'm going for a wank".
Guys " Erm.... what do you mean?"
Meredith "I'm fucking freezing that's what I mean?:
Guys "Oh I see....we will make sure it's on from now on".
Meredith" Your all a bunch of cranks....i'm going for a wank".
by X GON GIVE IT TO YA January 7, 2016
Get the Crankmug. A: “dude I didn’t go to sleep till 10am yesterday”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”
B: “you left afters at 6:30… what were you doing with the rest of the time?”
A: “taking bumps and cranking stick”
by StickCranker March 7, 2024
Get the cranking stickmug. The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.
by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021
Get the Crankingmug. by Pipsnob December 6, 2020
Get the Crankingmug. A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.
Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")
by Brever February 22, 2019
Get the Crank Ratsmug. 1. A phrase referring to the act of whipping the fattest of 90's on an opponent.
2. Turn your mouse sensitivity up as high as possible to simulate artificial jiggle physics on a character model.
2. Turn your mouse sensitivity up as high as possible to simulate artificial jiggle physics on a character model.
1. 'I'm so tired...I've been cranking ass on these noobs all night.'
2. 'Alright...my DPI is set to max, let's get to cranking ass'
2. 'Alright...my DPI is set to max, let's get to cranking ass'
by Ballistic Chili April 13, 2024
Get the Cranking Assmug.