by El_Durazno July 5, 2020
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by Bruhtonium August 30, 2020
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Get the Crank mug.When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")
by QuacksO September 30, 2020
Get the religious engine-cranking mug.the action of making out in a secret alleyway meshed with the fact of going out of your way to hide the boy/girl from your parents that you’re not allowed to see/spend time with.
Chad: “Dude, I cranked metallica so hard with Brittney last night. It was so lit.”
Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?
Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”
Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”
Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”
cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway
Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?
Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”
Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”
Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”
cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway
by urbdic7 October 1, 2020
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