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Lemme get a total recall

A total recall is an order of three buttery nipples from the bartender.
by Meatclacks March 28, 2025
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Total Terrids

A terrible situation. A horrible inconvenience. The worst thing imaginable. Nightmare of a situation. When speaking this word, it's usually referred to in secrecy or while acting like a valley girl or speaking to a best friend.
After I walked into the bar and saw my ex with his new girlfriend, I knew the whole night was going to be total terrids, and it like totally was.
by Valarie Japan February 14, 2010
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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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Total Stranger

When recieving a handjob from someone you've just met, or a stranger. They use the hand opposite of what they write with. For example, if they're right handed they would use their left hand.
You know that girl I hooked up with the other day? She gave me a weird handjob. It was like a total stranger.
by FlashSlapper November 8, 2013
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total 30

alcon total 30 is a contact lenses for basic gurls
omg hannah is such a basic gorl she wears alcon total 30 for her eyes!! what a basic gorl, like not seeing right is so last year
by shadyangelgurl July 8, 2024
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Total Smoke Show

A term used to describe someone who is extremely attractive, often in a way that turns heads and garners widespread attention. This person exudes confidence, sex appeal, and a striking appearance that makes them stand out in any crowd. Typically used to highlight a level of physical attractiveness that is exceptionally high.
"Did you see Jamie at the party last night? She was a total smoke show!"
by murr2k June 10, 2024
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totally good day

Neo-Nazi dogwhistle that stands for total gypsy death
John: have a totally good day
Richard: get away from me nazi
by Sokoly June 2, 2024
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