needle dick

A very small penis

xdsl has "needle dick"

by {-$mokeD!-} February 9, 2004

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what you need

80's slang for cocaine

"That guy deals weed, speed and what you need!"

by betterwatchit November 7, 2007

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needs more impse

The general consensus that a certain person, place, thing, or idea needs to involve more impsex.

Doom needs no more impse.
Halo, because it has no imps, needs a significant amount of impse to be added.

by TAS September 4, 2005

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Dirty Needle

The female equivalent of Eskimo Brothers. This is when two friends sleep with the same guy.

They both hooked up with that guy. They shared a dirty needle.

by Maderous June 15, 2011

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One of the best possible pranks you can pull on someone who gets too drunk and falls asleep at a party. Various forms are possible but depend largely on the pre-existing haircut, the position the recipient has passed out in, how unconscious they are and the hair cutting devices available.

The classic is the bowl cut - hair above the ears is left untouched, hair below the ears is badly shaved down to about number 2. Ths should ideally be lopsided with a meander at the back of the head for maximum "specialness".

nb. it is a mortal sin to pull this prank on a woman due partly to the fact that all women everywhere will feel such sympathy for her that you will never get laid again, but mostly because women should never, ever have short hair.

Dude 1: Urgh, where am I? What time is it?

Dude 2: *Laughs uncontrollably*

Dude 1: (touching head) What? Huh? Why's my head shaved? Where's the mirr... A FUCKING SPECIAL NEEDS HAIRCUT??

by Mr. Cardboard November 6, 2011

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