what everyone in the world is all the time.
everybody thinks they're the most special thing on this earth not yet discovered, so therefore they spend their self-impressed lives doing nothing but blaming others. and even when people are famous, the credit they get goes straight to their heads and then they act pretentious and self-impressed all the time, yes everybody.
everybody thinks they're the most special thing on this earth not yet discovered, so therefore they spend their self-impressed lives doing nothing but blaming others. and even when people are famous, the credit they get goes straight to their heads and then they act pretentious and self-impressed all the time, yes everybody.
you're so damn self-impressed by everything you do that i need no other reason to hate you and all that you might have been. show a little humility next time, sucker.
by danny kryski April 19, 2008
Get the self-impressedmug. by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the Self caremug. 
The best way to frame others, the reportee always has more trust than the one being framed, but go easy on the attacks because it may make you sus. Always act calm when attacked for self-reporting.
Cyan: I saw red kill!
Red: No you're framing me!
Blue: sub to my yt.
Lime: IDC
Black: self report!!!
Red: No you're framing me!
Blue: sub to my yt.
Lime: IDC
Black: self report!!!
by AWWWW MAN October 23, 2020
Get the Self Reportmug. The fetish of getting pregnant and having you or your spouse pull the fetus early out of your own womb as a act of self pleasure to one’s self and partner.
Timmy: “What in the living fuck? Self Abortion is the worst thing I’ve ever seen!”
Samantha: “I Self Aborted Yesterday and it was amazing! I had the best orgasm ever!~”
Samantha: “I Self Aborted Yesterday and it was amazing! I had the best orgasm ever!~”
by SodaThema December 13, 2019
Get the self abortionmug. Someone who replies to their own comments on Youtube or other websites, because no one else agrees with what the say.
Guy #1: Man don't ya just hate it when people self-reply on Youtube?
Guy #2 Yeah, nobody likes their opinion, so they reply to their own comments. Thats so dumb!
Guy #2 Yeah, nobody likes their opinion, so they reply to their own comments. Thats so dumb!
by Deathbringer12 July 24, 2014
Get the self-replymug. When you have sent a friend out to buy food and they take their time, leaving you waiting, starving hungry.
by Yogs March 31, 2007
Get the self-digestingmug.