Fudge Squirrel

A fudge squirrel is basically a giant nutty shit, with a peanut(or any other kind of nut) sticking out of one end.

"Dude, those peanuts they gave me on the plan made me drop a fudge squirrel at 35,000 feet."

by Mr.Mark Guido February 5, 2010

Burnt Squirrel

Sexual maneuver where girl is riding on top. Both people have large amounts of pubic hair and during intercourse the pubes are set on fire.

Rob: I've put my manscaping on hold.

Jason: Why?

Rob: Because I want to do the burnt squirrel with your mom's big bush.

by ProphecyRob3 November 23, 2011

Flying Squirrel

When your left testicle is stuck to the inside of your left inner thigh and your right testicle is stuck to the inside of your right inner thigh. As a result your testicles resembles the image of a flying squirrel's arms spread far apart with your scrotum and its skin being the skin on the flying squirrel's arms that droops down.
This happens often when you have been sitting down for a long time (like on an airplane or cramped bus/car) and your thighs, testicles, and scrotum start sweating and since you're so cramped and your legs aren't spread far apart, they adhesively stick to both thighs.

Person 1: Wow we've been sitting on this bus for 8 hours.
Person 2: Yeah both of my testicles are sticking to my thighs.

Person 1: Yeah me too, I've got the worst flying squirrel right now.
Person 2: Yeah I wish I could stand up and pry my testicles/scrotum off my thighs.

by yallreadyknowduke April 6, 2015

Flying Squirrel

When a person who has lost a lot of weight resulting in large skin flaps nibbles your nuts while spreading their arms wide, as if in flight.

I'm glad her gastric bypass was a success, however, bitch look like she swooping from trees and shit when she gobblin' deez nuts. She be giving me a flying squirrel fo' sho'.

by SmellzBellz February 23, 2017

beat in the butt with a wet squirrel

euphemism for exhausted, tired on every level, as beaten down as one can be. Origin: Dobbins Family saying created by Hale Dobbins, deceased, of Arkansas

as in "I'm so tired I feel like I've been beat in the butt with a wet squirrel."

by H. Hendrix Dobbins November 14, 2013

squirrble

an unusual animal that happens to be a mix between a squirrel and a gerbil.

Woah! look at the squirrble in the tree!

by lou 21! December 11, 2007

Squarrel

To argue like squirrels - shortly and noisily.

I always hear her and her stupid boyfriend squarreling next door.

by CARRIE_PILBY November 13, 2009