Simon

Simon is some creepy guy I met on holiday.

Hi guys! I’m Simon!

by HP LOVER GO AND READ HARRY POTTER October 20, 2020

se simoner

French for masturbating yourself

Il a trop envie d'se simoner

by gvny February 6, 2024

Simon

Simon is a short mid 50s Yorkshire man who says the n word and can get away with it. He also compliments younger girls making them uncomfortable. He loves himself too much.

You're such a simon!

by Deadboii771 November 27, 2021

curtis and simone

The most powerful two people when they are together. These two compliment each other and gives each other the encouragement they need to be the absolute best. Power couple.

You see them? Their a Curtis and Simone couple, a JayZ and Beyonce couple, a Will and Jada couple. I want a relationship like that.

by coupledictionary1 December 2, 2013

Simone

a person who really likes tractors and dogs and go karts!!

guy 1: simone is over there

guy 2: i bet she likes tractors and dogs and go karts

by iamnotjosh November 23, 2021

Simon

The type of guy who always wants to blow things up and doesn't care if you're blind and deaf from the explosion of his self-built bomb. He is smart and kind and probably has the biggest cock in history.

-"Simon I was deaf and blind from that explosion!"

"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."

-"Damn I don't have any money left."

"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough

weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."

by play-with-d-in-evening November 22, 2021

Simon Tong

A little bitch boy.

Hey look, its Simon Tong, what a little bitch boy!

by ZAIRBI March 6, 2022