Mitch

An extremely nice guy, great with girls, good friends, but god is he stupid. Although he means well, a Mitch typically finds himself in situations where he is being held at gunpoint by multiple gangs/mafias/close friends.

MITCH says:
hey man, do you need help with your homework

ANDY- i need homework help from ANNNYYONE!! says:
...na man... i'm alright...

by Chris Boost July 23, 2009

mitch

a mitch is a usually a boy who is trapped in life, doesnt know weather he wants to be straight gay or bi sexual, loves touching arab pee pees and putting a digit in a old mans arse, likes to masturbate while lighting candles. for fun mitches like to play a game called keep the flame, this game insists of shoving a lit candle up the anus and pulling it out again with the flame still alive, to do this u have to have a loose asshole

that blokes the biggest MITCH ever

by tijah October 29, 2008

Mitch Bwade

a remix to mitch bade; simply meaning, bitch made

one who acts like a bitch or does bitch like actions

i'm almost to ur house
i'm not at home
well did u still need a ride?
nah
that's mitch bwade

by throw ya t's up January 31, 2007

Mitchell Cookie

Mitchell Cookie is a person who loves to eat orgasm apples with his one and only boyfriend, i mean.. no... boyfriend... and he is a great south african wanker who loves his boyfriend. He really likes his best friend, named carl.

Alexander: oh my god don´t be such a damn Mitchell Cookie!!

Carl: why? he is n00b?

Alexander: no... where is he?

Carl: with his boyfriend! ... i mean, oh yeah, the gender bender maud!

by Alecarx April 27, 2010

Mitch

A person that does not own a cell phone and that also does not appreciate when someone tries to be the bigger person. Also known as an overall failure at life with poor looks and no sense of humor. With a pinch of femininity and a dash of stupidity, Mitches only like the company of garden gnomes and propelling things up anuses.

Caution: remove all gnomes from the neighborhood - some stupid Mitch has been seen lurking.

Quit being such a Mitch

by celeste2008 April 7, 2008

mitched

when someone backs out of an agreement or bet.

"Dude, James isn't going to do it."
"dammit, we've been mitched again."

by Nick the Enforcer January 24, 2009

Mitchell

Mitchell can be a jerk at times especially when you first meet him. He is often very confusing and difficult to figure out. But once you get to know him he is a caring guy who doesn't mean any harm even though it may seem otherwise. He will always care for you even when you don't realise it. He is very difficult to talk to and an utter mess most of the time. Mitchell considers himself cool but everyone else knows he is not. And his sense of style is horrible but if he tried more he could look amazing with his blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. Mitchell will only truly care for one person and if that is you make sure you hang on to him

Is that mitchell?
Yeah he is so confusing

by lillysmh May 10, 2019