mommy candy

obviously middle-aged man who over-grooms himself in an effort to appeal to younger women, but whose age makes his appeal only work on women his age who think they're still 20 somethings, too.

"Did you see Chelsea's dad, rocking the Abercrombie? Total mommy candy."

by torngc September 8, 2009

Smart Candy

The candy seen across campus during the time of exams.. Commonly in little orange pills or time release capsules..

1."What you doing tonight?"
2."Ima take some smart candys and cram all night to pass my final"
1. "good luck, you got any extra?"

by g8r boy July 6, 2010

boat candy

a girl whos only purpose for being on the boat is to be hot and attract attention. the girl is normally hot and petite. skimpy bikini, trucker hat, beads, tattoos, and pasties are all optional and add to the hotness, but dancing on the back of the boat and occasionally flashing the public are required

o so she is going to be our boat candy

by pen15spellspenis July 12, 2011

pink cotton candy

when your period blood gets stuck in your pubes

forgot to shave and this damn pink cotton candy happened

by pixxiestixx June 24, 2016

Sweet Like Candy

A perfume made by Ariana Grande. It has a raspberry and cherry scent, it smells like nice candy actually. It’s pretty strong, so spray it only two times when applying. Fun fact, It’s actually Arianas favorite perfume. Personally It’s my favorite too. If you want to buy an Ariana Grande perfume but can’t decide what kind, I would recommend Sweet Like Candy. It’s a pretty pink perfume bottle with a pink pom pom. Of course, It’s pretty expensive as all perfumes, but this one’s worth it.

Elizabeth: Sweet Like Candy is the best perfume ever
Maisie: Really?
Elizabeth: Yeah, I have two I can give you one of mine!
Maisie: Thank you you are so sweet!
Maisie: *smells perfume*
Elizabeth: What do you think?
Maisie: ITS THE BEST AAAAAHHHH

by Arianas rat February 9, 2021

Retard Candy

The last candy picked from a communal candy dish after all the "better" candies are chosen. Similiar to the selection process on a playground. The Retard is always the last one picked.

Susan brought in Jolly Ranchers for her candy dish, but I better quick there quick. Last time, I ended up with raspberry which we all know is Retard Candy.

by MJSch1 October 19, 2009

candyflash

a highly personalised video message recorded by beautiful women in London and Los Angelas and delivered to recipients email or video phone.

Derived from sweetness with the urgency of a newsflash

wow man you've just been candyflashed

by Dixy May 15, 2006