splitler

Splitler is a nickname for a male with an abnormally large penis.

Male #1: "Yo my dick so big it tore her in half!"
Male #2: "Dude! You're totally Splitler!"

by H.M.L November 17, 2013

split poo

A drunk bitch shits in a tub with a g string on .

Did she just split poo all over herself ? Gross !!!!

by Omg that girl January 28, 2014

spiterally

when someone is spitting, on you, as they talk because they are trying really hard to get their point across

My best friend and I were in a heated debate when she asked me if she got her point across. I replied, " Yes, you spiterally did."

by McWritah June 21, 2015

spite-fap

Fapping to someone you find morally reprehensible, like Adolph Hitler fapping to Sarah Silverman.

I only watch Fox News to spite-fap to Megyn Kelly.

by Walter Duckface September 12, 2015

Split the fur

When you're gonna eat hairy pussy, you use your thumb and index finger to open up her pussy lips to avoid hair on your face

Hey dude did you end up fucking that lil slut candy?
Yea, but before I piped her, I had to eat her out. She has a hairy pussy, so I had to split the fur.

by ern_dogg 232 v6 September 17, 2015

split arrow

when a small penis's opening is cut open wider by a razor and a larger penis is placed inside

dude my dad gave me a split arrow last night

by muttafugga June 24, 2016

spite hot

When you decide to transform yourself into a sexy beast (in body or spirit) in order to make another person feel a certain emotion (anger, insecurity, jealousy, longing, loss, etc). Usually happens after a bad breakup and the act personifies pettiness in it's final form.

Friend 1: Sorry you broke up with Xander. He was an ass anyway.

Friend 2: It's all good, I'm going to hit the gym and get spite hot just to post pictures on Instagram and rub it in his face.

by jack_o_bee March 25, 2017