Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.

Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017

Pender 

An occasion occurring at any time of year though most often during the summer, normally involving any number (usually all) of the following individuals: Swain, Bainz, Byrne, Compton, Kempke, Polls, Skuodas, Bolin, Shelly, Tiff, Lode, Smith, Clay Claypounds, Tietz, Butler, and Dyson; marked by beer drinking from twelves, cases and kegs, car boffing, and morons punching objects, including trees and each other; normally accompanied by songs such as "Takin' Care of Business," "Pink Cadillac," "Never Been Any Reason," and "Mony Mony."

Robley and me needed a case, so we found Henkins before headin' to Pender.

Pender by P'tainz February 11, 2013

Mike Pence rule 

A rule stating that men should never put themselves in a situation where they can be falsely accused of rape, sexual assault, or fraternization. The rule is named after Mike Pence, the 48th vice president of the United States.

In 2002, Mike Pence told the Hill that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side.

This rule gained widespread popularity after the #MeToo witch trials of 2017. Proving innocence is often difficult or impossible, so the easiest way to avoid false accusations is to avoid women altogether.

Due to the Mike Pence rule, I can't mentor any of my female coworkers.

Mike Pence rule by Dr. Steven Chang January 10, 2018

penguinz0 

The sexist man and Youtuber alive, legends tell he is the only Human born with a boner and has never gone flaced. Owner of the official Brendan Fraiser fan club.

He is the current world champ of breath holding underwater

" my nipples are hard and my pants are white, looks like Penguinz0 made a new video"

penguinz0 by It is Wednesday my duds April 17, 2017

Penal Colony Down Under 

A country that is also known as Australia to many which was once a penal colony of the British but until today still act like a penal colony as the majority of people there are either convicts or racists.

Penal Colony Down Under should be the new name to refer to this country until they are ready to get their shit together to show kindness to people of different beliefs, races and skin colour.

1. The covid-19 has brought the worst behavior of the people in the Penal Colony Down Under. Asian looking people are targeted for hate crime on a daily basis.

2. The terrorist who murdered everyone in the mosque in Christchurch is from the Penal Colony Down Under. Many people have refused to name him, such should also be applied to his country that now has become the centre of racism in the world.

Penal Colony Down Under by ProHumanRace April 23, 2020

Sean Penn to the rescue!

A derisive and sardonic comment made in response to the tendency of Mr. Penn to believe that he is making a difference when he takes on a cause.

Oh boy, we are all finally gonna be saved, here comes Sean Penn to the rescue!

Sean Penn to the rescue! by Dr Bunnygirl May 9, 2020